[Mr Tonka]

jtodd_fl i'm submitting an official protest.


Nice try though.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

Yeah, I get that a lot. Women always ask me how I manage to hide my penis so well.

It's the hair man! Don't mow that lawn and soon the belly flaps take care of it.

Why? Just.... why?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

jtodd_fl i'm submitting an official protest.


Nice try though.

Me too, how on earth would he mix up your lame ride with my bitching man wheels?

It's like he doesn't know us at all! The fucker.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Don't worry - apparently, all of BP is in on the act...
Lups


Axius


Mr Tonka (Always has the right gear to wear)


1MOREMOD


Mywifes335


Sara504 and ASBSECU E93 (Although not strictly big wheels)


Me on the left and Biorin (obvs)


MKSixer His doors always open like this, never like this...


M3 Number 86, whom I cannot tag...

You've got seriously way too much time on your hands...

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Why? Just.... why?

I'm the coolest guy in bp. Image is everything man, image, cheese and nacho crust. I have all the hot chicks here drooling all over me, except sara maybe. This works!

Or was it Cheetos. I keep forgetting but there is crust involved!!!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

I'm the coolest guy in bp. Image is everything man, image, cheese and nacho crust. I have all the hot chicks here drooling all over me, except sara maybe. This works!

Or was it Cheetos. I keep forgetting but there is crust involved!!!

Yes, now i keep seeing a very fat, hairy man with belly flaps hanging over hi penis which is thankfully obscured by a huge man bush.

Thanks a lot.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Yes, now i keep seeing a very fat, hairy man with belly flaps hanging over hi penis which is thankfully obscured by a huge man bush.

Thanks a lot.

Oh like we haven't been traumatized with spandex cuz of you...

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Lups

I'm the coolest guy in bp. Image is everything man, image, cheese and nacho crust. I have all the hot chicks here drooling all over me, except sara maybe. This works!

Or was it Cheetos. I keep forgetting but there is crust involved!!!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Yes, now i keep seeing a very fat, hairy man with belly flaps hanging over hi penis which is thankfully obscured by a huge man bush.

Thanks a lot.

If you're not in a meeting, go rub one off. This one was on the house!

Originally Posted by shoei

Oh like we haven't been traumatized with spandex cuz of you...

Hey Christmas is just around the corner. Maybe we should do boobs this time around! For charity!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by duck fat

God I love our freak circus! Welcome to the crew.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Lups

If you're not in a meeting, go rub one off. This one was on the house!

Hey Christmas is just around the corner. Maybe we should do boobs this time around! For charity!

@ASBSECU E93 in some Victoria's Secret bras? Might not gather much charity dollars... Just sayin'...

I say Victoria's cuz he's not shelling out the money for Agent Provocateur, Bordelle or La Perla stuff...

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by shoei

Oh like we haven't been traumatized with spandex cuz of you...

We? I'm still getting requests for pics via PM from everyone else. lol


Srs though, a good cycling bib costs around between $175 and $250, at least the 4 i bought in Dec did. I'm now having to buy more because they are too big. Hell, I bought new clothes in Feb that don't fit any more.

I'm going to auction off the 4 cycling bib shorts that are too big for me. I'll be sure to send you an auction invitation.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

If you're not in a meeting, go rub one off. This one was on the house!



Hey Christmas is just around the corner. Maybe we should do boobs this time around! For charity!

Why would a meeting stop me?

Everyone likes boobs.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

We? I'm still getting requests for pics via PM from everyone else. lol


Srs though, a good cycling bib costs around between $175 and $250, at least the 4 i bought in Dec did. I'm now having to buy more because they are too big. Hell, I bought new clothes in Feb that don't fit any more.

I'm going to auction off the 4 cycling bib shorts that are too big for me. I'll be sure to send you an auction invitation.

A nickel... That's as high as I go... For charity or not...

[ASBSECU E93]

shoei - don't matter, they don't stay on long enough to matter anyway

[Lups]

QUOTE=shoei;20026579]@ASBSECU E93 in some Victoria's Secret bras? Might not gather much charity dollars... Just sayin'...

I say Victoria's cuz he's not shelling out the money for Agent Provocateur, Bordelle or La Perla stuff... [/QUOTE]

Yeah, one day you and I will hit a bar and I'll tell you a story why vs is off from my big secrets list now....

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

We? I'm still getting requests for pics via PM from everyone else. lol


Srs though, a good cycling bib costs around between $175 and $250, at least the 4 i bought in Dec did. I'm now having to buy more because they are too big. Hell, I bought new clothes in Feb that don't fit any more.

I'm going to auction off the 4 cycling bib shorts that are too big for me. I'll be sure to send you an auction invitation.

Dude you made the thread! It was for fun and for a laugh and you sure as hell delivered. Most men have balls, you killed us all with the shorts and in my opinion, your actions gave us women a whole new level of freedom in bp. My hat is off to you (as seen in the bp charity campaign of 2016!)

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Why would a meeting stop me?

Everyone likes boobs.

Yeah, I know. My hairy chest gets everyone hot all the time

Originally Posted by shoei

A nickel... That's as high as I go... For charity or not...

Hey I'll post your boobs for ya. I'm kind like that. I'm betting on you paying more on me taking the pic down.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Lups

Yeah, I know. My hairy chest gets everyone hot all the time

Does said hairy chest help dampen the bounce when jogging?

[shoei]

Oh Lups... you don't need to tell me why Victoria's Secret is no longer on your secret list... Cuz people already have seen what the "secrets" are they're covering up...

[Lups]

Originally Posted by duck fat

Does said hairy chest help dampen the bounce when jogging?

I wouldn't dare trying. The crumbs would fall off if exercise or showering was involved in my beauty regime.

I someday will have to figure out what nachos and Cheetos are. But before that I have the best image shield in the whole bp!

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

jtodd_fl i'm submitting an official protest.


Nice try though.

It's all about the sweet riding gear with you and that guy... that was the connection.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by shoei

Oh Lups... you don't need to tell me why Victoria's Secret is no longer on your secret list... Cuz people already have seen what the "secrets" are they're covering up...

Hey my manly chest in pink has never been seen!

To be fair to the manufacturer (who totally should be a bp sponsor!) their quality is shit but I do enjoy the results.

(btw. I would totally pay sixteen dollars to see you posing in the next round! Considering how much you and I humiliate each other daily via whatsapp, I think I owe it to the world.)

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Lups

Hey my manly chest in pink has never been seen!

To be fair to the manufacturer (who totally should be a bp sponsor!) their quality is shit but I do enjoy the results.

(btw. I would totally pay sixteen dollars to see you posing in the next round! Considering how much you and I humiliate each other daily via whatsapp, I think I owe it to the world.)

I suppose you have a point... Fine... Someone caught a pic of me recently out in the wild... Think I'll do okay for charity event?