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      06-19-2021, 10:35 PM   #1
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My 28 yr old daughter slapped a cookie out of my hand today

I get home from a nice motorcycle ride before the rain starts from the tropical depression in the Florida Panhandle. I have a lot to look forward to, nice relaxing day, maybe a beer or two, and a nice Thai food dinner! My daughter is in town visiting before moving to the West Coast for a new job as a college professor. She's celebrating with some friends. It's a cozy gathering with plenty of snacks, chilled bottle of water, some wine, and some fun desserts. My husband is smack dab in the middle of everyone with the most pleasant half grin on his face looking like king Perv.

I snatched up one of the chilled bottles of water and emptied out a orange skittles flavor pack into the bottle. As I'm shaking the bottle and watching the color change from watercolor to orange, I noticed a plate of cookies neatly sitting on a plate all by themselves not being touched by anyone. Those cookies were fat and looked awesome. I was more thirsty and hungry at the moment so I paid them no more attention.

I said hello to everyone before heading off to the master bedroom to wash my ass. Today, I did the one thing that I said I would never do and rode my K1200RS BMW motorcycle without wearing a jacket. I actually had on a cat suit and was totally being a straight looker hooker on the bike. I'm 50, but can still work it.

I get out of the shower and dry off, my heart's pounding out of my chest from sweating because I never changed the water heater setting from winter. Probably gonna end up having a stroke if I don't lower the delivery temperature.

I put on my casual sweats and headed out to be social with the millennials
I drifted by the plate of cookies and grabbed two, parked myself neatly next to my husband, who kind of smells like a sack full of farts now. He's been very quiet and observant. Too quiet. Suspiciously quiet….Drinking waaaay too much water quiet.

I chomp on one of the fat ass cookies… pretty good. Some noticed and giggled, gave me some funny hand gesture while a funny robot voiced auto tuned R&B singer with extremely poor word pronunciation babbled on the mic like a drunken black curly stooge.

3 mins later, I polish off one cookie., it's about the size of a mixed nuts can lid (you know).
I was listening to one of the Millennials tell us about how she found her cat abandoned at her job and how it was 7 years ago..

I go in for the second cookie chomp..
My peripheral catches a Roku remote tumbling in the air, just as I have the cookie up to my mouth, my daughter is right there with her hand going across my face, knocking the cookie in half and landed on her friend's lap.

My daughter: " this isn't lays tater chips, you're only supposed to eat one!"
Me: "Feck's going on? Nobody wants the goddamn things because they're so many on the plate, Feck you hit me for??

Millennial Friends: "TELL HER". .with their hands outstretched, with palms facing up and pointed at me……
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……………..Me: "y'all talking to me? What y'all got to tell me? Can I at least get some of those wings and those crunchy Thai spring rolls and that dipping sauce.."….


Yeah, I'm still stoned right now. This was hard to write!
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      06-19-2021, 11:00 PM   #2
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LOL @ "king Perv". Yeah, no wonder you wanna eat those cookies!
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      06-20-2021, 08:14 AM   #3
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      06-20-2021, 03:56 PM   #4
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Wait, so you were stoned and had the munchies?
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      06-20-2021, 04:18 PM   #5
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Wait, so you were stoned and had the munchies?
Yeah it seems an important chapter of this story has been left out.
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      06-20-2021, 05:11 PM   #6
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Yeah it seems an important chapter of this story has been left out.
Believe it was the cookies, that were being left untouched, but the knowing group of 20 somethings. I picked up what she was putting down.
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      06-20-2021, 05:13 PM   #7
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Believe it was the cookies, that were being left untouched, but the knowing group of 20 somethings. I picked up what she was putting down.
You were bagging what she was mowing.
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You were bagging what she was mowing.
I was certainly puffing what she was passing
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      06-20-2021, 05:28 PM   #9
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I actually had on a cat suit and was totally being a straight looker hooker on the bike. I'm 50, but can still work it.
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      06-20-2021, 06:20 PM   #11
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OP must still be trippin'...
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Please tell me these stories are going to be a daily thing.
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You were bagging what she was mowing.
Lol. I cracked up imagining the hubby with a grin on his face sitting in the middle of the female 20-somethings aka "king Perv".
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And is how she greets you a Happy Father's Day.
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      06-20-2021, 07:10 PM   #15
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OP must still be trippin'...
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OP must still be trippin'...
I'm coming down off a low background buzz at the moment. Sort of a mini hangover type thing.. it's been 21 years since I had THC. At one point, I felt like a was going panic out of nervousness. Just felt like I was going to die or something. Calmed down after a hopping on YouTube watching i3 accessories vids.

I tell you what… at this age, I will save the remaining busted cookie for thanksgiving or the holidays…
In the freezer it goes. I can't do this regularly… it's too intense.

Iove you guys! Happy Father's Day!
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My wife wasn't a juvenile delinquent like me and accidentally consumed too large a piece of Chocolate edible before an important zoom class for her PhD on some serious shit.. I almost bit a hole in my lip to keep from laughing.. She's getting more for our family vacation to visit my family.. My Dad had to talk my little borther's best friends Mom down after she ate their stash of "chocolate chip" cookies when they were in HS...
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My wife wasn't a juvenile delinquent like me and accidentally consumed too large a piece of Chocolate edible before an important zoom class for her PhD on some serious shit.. I almost bit a hole in my lip to keep from laughing.. She's getting more for our family vacation to visit my family.. My Dad had to talk my little borther's best friends Mom down after she ate their stash of "chocolate chip" cookies when they were in HS...
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Great story. Reminds me about my parents a few years ago when they were in Portland. My mother calls me and says she and my father want to try some pot from a local dispensary. I told her to tell them that she didn't want to get too high, but just a little buzz and they would give her the right stuff. She and my father bought a few joints of a hybrid and smoked it in their hotel room. They both said it was good to try, but they weren't going to become pot heads anytime soon.
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Shit it'll never be legal here in Georgia.
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      06-21-2021, 05:16 AM   #20
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Shit it'll never be legal here in Georgia.
Reason to move!

Unfortunately, edibles do nothing for me. I did a 'chocolate' binge recently, and it was a complete waste of $$.
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Reason to move!

Unfortunately, edibles do nothing for me. I did a 'chocolate' binge recently, and it was a complete waste of $$.
Lol, I know.

Strange that edibles don't do anything for you. I guess that's actually a thing and experts can't explain this phenomenon. That's unfortunate because I hate smoking and that would suck if it didn't do what its supposed to do. Lol.
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Reason to move!

Unfortunately, edibles do nothing for me. I did a 'chocolate' binge recently, and it was a complete waste of $$.
When we were young I used to always try to get my sister high so she could see (and feel) why I liked it so much. She didn't usually smoke but would for me when I asked her, but she never felt anything which I always thought was a bummer.

One time, when I was first married, we had a party and my sister was there. I gave her a brownie from a batch that I just made. It was laced with marijuana. She knew it was and wanted to try it. I didn't really think anything would happen but after a while I couldn't find her so I went looking for her. She had hid in my room and wouldn't come out because she was so high.

Smoking didn't affect her but eating it did, in a big way. And it was just one brownie. Strange how it affects people differently. I always got high when I smoked but got even higher when I ate it. I don't do any of that anymore and just drink a little wine. Marijuana makes me self conscious and paranoid in my older age, so no more for me.
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