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      08-06-2021, 09:59 AM   #10231
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Stay tuned for what is on my calendar for this upcoming Wednesday at 20:15
That's a very specific time. Intrigued.
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      08-06-2021, 10:01 AM   #10232
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See, that's a problem. At 6' a man should have ping pong paddles for hands. I'm 5' 10" and can wrap my fingers completely around a neck.....twice.
I feel like that's open for interpretation. Are we talking the neck of someone 5'1 who weighs 90 lbs or a 5'10 MMA chick who is also a powerlifter?
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      08-06-2021, 10:28 AM   #10233
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I feel like that's open for interpretation. Are we talking the neck of someone 5'1 who weighs 90 lbs or a 5'10 MMA chick who is also a powerlifter?
Maybe he’s talking about a dude. 🌈
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      08-06-2021, 10:46 AM   #10234
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Oh how I wish this conversation was being held in person, at a bar, with all participants currently active.
I envision Sara sitting on the edge of a bar, legs crossed with all the Off-topic members circled around her listening intently for what happened next
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      08-06-2021, 10:57 AM   #10235
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I can honestly say I have no clue what is going on.
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      08-06-2021, 11:10 AM   #10236
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I feel like that's open for interpretation. Are we talking the neck of someone 5'1 who weighs 90 lbs or a 5'10 MMA chick who is also a powerlifter?
Obviously the first. I'll have no part of powerlifter women. I made a rule when I was 16 to never date a girl who can kick my ass.

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Maybe he’s talking about a dude. ��
Negative, not that there is anything wrong with that. I would say your mum, but I can't get my hands around her neck, that's what the collar is for.
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      08-06-2021, 11:20 AM   #10237
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, but I also love getting dolled up. So, why not?
Funny, living near NYC all my life we had tons of nice clothes to go out. Now being in Florida for 6 years, I dont even want to wear Jeans b/c I feel "stuffy" and my wife has bags, shoes, dresses that will probably never see sunlight again
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Stay tuned for what is on my calendar for this upcoming Wednesday at 20:15
Why do I have a strange feeling that the lead story on next Thursday's morning news is going to be about the Coast Guard and Navy searching the Gulf of Mexico for two people who ejected from a jet fighter?????
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Y’all be good. I’m going to CVS to get microchipped now.
Oh, good luck. I got so sick from both shots, I almost had to go to the ER, both times. Never again for me. I’ll take my chances with the virus, for now on.
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Right? I refuse to wear jeans to any social event/gathering. Worst case scenario, I’m best dressed. I went to Tchoup Yard in April and was wearing an Elizabeth and James dress whereas everyone was else in t shirts.
I stopped wearing jeans, like 5 years ago. With today’s high performance fabrics and inexpensive pants, that look good, from Costco, I just couldn’t see wearing jeans anymore. Jeans just feel really old fashion to me. Mostly, I wear mountaineering pants from Fjallraven. They aren’t cheap. But, they look cool, they are different, which I like. And, they will last forever. They’ll suit me well when I go to Mount Everest Base Camp next year.
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Haha, no worries there. The fighter jets are only one seaters.
Oh no, a lot are two seaters.
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Yes, a lot are. The ones here are one seaters. Trust me, I asked for rides lol.
I gotta Tesla Plaid you can ride in. It has drag strip mode. 0-60 in 1.99.

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      08-06-2021, 12:18 PM   #10243
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Obviously the first. I'll have no part of powerlifter women. I made a rule when I was 16 to never date a girl who can kick my ass.


The powerlifter I get, I've seen some at the gym where it looks a bit gross, but as far as dating a martial artist... you need to experience it.
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Two trains leave a destination, one being operated by a surgeon, the other a pilot. Which one gets to date Sara?
Wait a minute...you are saying both are going to run a train as it pertains to Sara? Just want to get this straight as to what you are saying here...
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Wait a minute...you are saying both are going to run a train as it pertains to Sara? Just want to get this straight as to what you are saying here...
Well according to the riddle...
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Y’all be good. I’m going to CVS to get microchipped now.
Post up your serial number so we can check on your safety after every weekend
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Haha, no worries there. The fighter jets are only one seaters.
.......and???
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Yes, a lot are. The ones here are one seaters. Trust me, I asked for rides lol.
Something, something, something surely not?

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The powerlifter I get, I've seen some at the gym where it looks a bit gross, but as far as dating a martial artist... you need to experience it.
Oh I can relate. I have a Kenpo, Isshin-ryu and BJJ background. I totally use body weight manipulation in the bedroom. Wrists, arms, necks, legs......yeah.....there's a difference between being held down during sex and being immobilized. It honestly becomes second nature, when being physical with someone, muscle memory type thing. I constantly catch myself going into leg lock at times.

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Wait a minute...you are saying both are going to run a train as it pertains to Sara? Just want to get this straight as to what you are saying here...
POINTS!
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I'm glad all of you lot are having a great time, but I'm totally clueless about what Sara has been up to...
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I'm glad all of you lot are having a great time, but I'm totally clueless about what Sara has been up to...
Juggling pilots
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'juggling'...that's what it's called nowadays is it? A few posts back it was called boffing
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