[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

You're going to post unmentionable pics and get your stupidass banned. Again

I've never been banned here? I'm a new guy, only been here a few months.

Originally Posted by C5driver

Don't forget the blood soaked rag, ski mask, and crow bar in the back seat

And I can bet that nobody will believe me if I get pulled over when I say I'm just a volunteer EMS who enjoys skiing and breaking doors open.

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Meh do it one handed while passing.

That sounds...., dangerous. Too scary.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Today is hump day. Who will you be humping today?

Hopefully one of the young ladies that can keep their jobs at your place of employment...?

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

And I can bet that nobody will believe me if I get pulled over when I say I'm just a volunteer EMS who enjoys skiing and breaking doors open.

Don't maintain eye contact, keep your right hand out of sight, randomly twitch, invoke the dark lord Cthulhu's name, and grin. You'll be a huge hit with the po po and your name will be on a random report that everyone will see and enjoy.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

True story - On the road to work, a deer had been hit and killed. The carcass is in the ditch, just off the side of the road but in full view as you drive by.

Since Monday - a group of Buzzards have been working the deer...it is amazing how efficient and quick they have eaten a full size deer...

You're not seeing the coyotes, coons, and other carrion eaters at night...

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by C5driver

You're not seeing the coyotes, coons, and other carrion eaters at night...

True...

But I do see 10 fuq'n Buzzards feasting during daylight hours....

And, once the meat is rotten - only the Buzzards will eat...

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Don't maintain eye contact, keep your right hand out of sight, randomly twitch, invoke the dark lord Cthulhu's name, and grin. You'll be a huge hit with the po po and your name will be on a random report that everyone will see and enjoy.

Then at the end I'll put out my penis and politely ask him if there's ANYTHING I can do to get out of the ticket, and finish with a cute little left eyed half wink.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

True...

But I do see 10 fuq'n Buzzards feasting during daylight hours....

And, once the meat is rotten - only the Buzzards will eat...

The squirrels and gophers will eat the bones. Nature is awesome.

When I'm on my friend's property in MT, and fill my tag on the first day or whatever, I'll hunt the gutpiles and shoot magpies with a .22 or call in a yote and shoot him with something a little bigger.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

Then at the end I'll put out my penis and politely ask him if there's ANYTHING I can do to get out of the ticket, and finish with a cute little left eyed half wink.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Which one?

I still have the snow one as my desktop.

I need a spring time one now.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I still have the snow one as my desktop.

I need a spring time one now.

The snow pic is from River Run village at Keystone Colorado.

I tend to not travel much in the spring, but i'll have a look to see what i've got.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

The snow pic is from River Run village at Keystone Colorado.

I tend to not travel much in the spring, but i'll have a look to see what i've got.

I'll be there in spring, so you can just take pictures of me in my swim thong instead.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

The snow pic is from River Run village at Keystone Colorado.

I tend to not travel much in the spring, but i'll have a look to see what i've got.

I love tulips. If you have a prairie setting or a field of tulips that would be so amazing.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

I'll be there in spring, so you can just take pictures of me in my swim thong instead.

You can pose on Biorin if you like. Maybe i'll make a video of you thrashing around in the woods on her while in your thong.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

You can pose on Biorin if you like. Maybe i'll make a video of you thrashing around in the woods on her while in your thong.

Getting all excited just thinking about it. Must include bacon and bacon accessories.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

I'll be there in spring, so you can just take pictures of me in my swim thong instead.

I'm picturing a strapless mankini...

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

I'm picturing a strapless mankini...

Not sure if I should feel flattered or concerned that you actually pictured me in a mankini....

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by C5driver

I'm picturing a strapless mankini...

Afterwards will forever be dubbed as "The Axkini".

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Afterwards will forever be dubbed as "The Axkini".

This is actually a hilarious idea, that I really wouldn't mind seeing if I can have someone make me an awesome kini that hasn't been done before.


I know mama Lups crochets or something, but I don't think that'd be very water resistant.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

This is actually a hilarious idea, that I really wouldn't mind seeing if I can have someone make me an awesome kini that hasn't been done before.


I know mama Lups crochets or something, but I don't think that'd be very water resistant.

Go natural....

[Mr Tonka]

Hang on, brb.... (deleting browsing history)

[Axius]

I fucking wish I had chest hair that majestic.


I just have a luscious pectoral V that ramps down to my ball fro.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by C5driver

How about both?

http://www.autoevolution.com/news/ex...016-79330.html

Not sure how legit this is, but there was an i8 that had another dino motor (S63?) retrofit. May have seen that on BP.

As for the F13...the power delivery at 4000+ is stunning.

Perhaps I can poll the i8 board and find a doner vehicle.

The F13 is stunning and deceptively fast. I went to the M5 launch in Spain and was impressed with the twin turbos. Though I prefer NA, the power potential of FI is too much to ignore.