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      10-10-2007, 10:41 PM   #133
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ew, she looked better before.


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Z, you've never given us quite that shot, but the one's you've posted...I'm with Nikki on this.
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Z, you've never given us quite that shot, but the one's you've posted...I'm with Nikki on this.
haha... yeah ill try but i hate pix

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i think she looks hot... but i think the stomach could be a tad less defined
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haha... yeah ill try but i hate pix



i think she looks hot... but i think the stomach could be a tad less defined


you don't want to look like that, she looks like a transvestite!
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So many girls get the fake boobs, and they go to some cheap ass surgeon. You can get fake one's that look real, but they cost more. It takes longer, it's more involved, but the results are SOOOOO worth it. My wife did this, and if you didn't know her prior to the surgery, you'd never know. She jumped 3 cup sizes (before I knocked her up!). Thankfully she got the "professional" discount (she's a doctor, not a stripper), because his regular fee was over $5k. The guys doing it for $1500 - Scarry!

This girl's a little too cut, and the boobs need to calm down a little to look real.
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you don't want to look like that, she looks like a transvestite!
LOL!
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this is what a female's torso should look liike;

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LOL!
pics of your wife?
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this is what a female's torso should look liike;

AMEN!

Especially if it's clear ALL the way down! I'm a skilled enough pilot, I don't need no stinkin' landing strip!
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pics of your wife?
I think I'd rather stay married!

She thinks she looks terrible I think she's never looked better!

I'm on the road this week, I don't have anything that shows how good she looks, just random snapshots. I don't keep the good stuff on the work PC, if you know what I mean!
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lol random snapshot will do
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lol random snapshot will do
You, my dear, are going to get me killed!
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why would you get killed, she shouldn't be self concious at all!
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      10-10-2007, 11:22 PM   #147
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this is what a female's torso should look liike;

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT. How did Sara get Nikki's account info?
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WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT. How did Sara get Nikki's account info?

And, I'm going to go with Sara flying the bald eagle!
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And, I'm going to go with Sara flying the bald eagle!
I just wanna know if thats a picture of nikki, for future references to past posts
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ok this thread got long and creepy fast but I'll repond to some of the early stuff.

Yes I work out. I do yoga and I am a personal trainer and a figure skating coach.

here are some of my vacation pictures, there are way too many to post them all.


some pics at the San Diego zoo...
in front of the panda


kissing the hippo, lol


chillin' with the orangutan


sunset on Mission Beach
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ok this thread got long and creepy fast but I'll repond to some of the early stuff.

Yes I work out. I do yoga and I am a personal trainer and a figure skating coach.

here are some of my vacation pictures, there are way too many to post them all.


some pics at the San Diego zoo...
in front of the panda


kissing the hippo, lol


chillin' with the orangutan


sunset on Mission Beach
cool pics! The hippo one is a little wild to me. I've spent a lot of time in Africa the past couple years, and the hippos are the animals of which to be most aware. They account for more human deaths than all other animals combined in the wild.

At what level did you skate? What level of skaters do you coach now?

I like the sunset pic. They're always pretty, but it's tough to get a good foreground subject. Problem solved!
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cool pics! The hippo one is a little wild to me. I've spent a lot of time in Africa the past couple years, and the hippos are the animals of which to be most aware. They account for more human deaths than all other animals combined in the wild.

At what level did you skate? What level of skaters do you coach now?

I like the sunset pic. They're always pretty, but it's tough to get a good foreground subject. Problem solved!
yeah I know hippos are dangerous but they look really cute. I was just being silly in the pic because it came up and stuck its face right against the glass in the corner where I was.


I skated at all levels but when I got to the top level I tended to choke in the big competitions. I have students of all ages and levels but mostly have lower level skaters right now because the younger kids are a lot more fun to work with than teenagers. Do you know anything about skating for levels to mean anything?

thanks about the sunset pic
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... Do you know anything about skating for levels to mean anything?...
I know that as a hockey player, I've had a couple girls in figure skates hand me my ass on the ice! The grace of a female figure skater has always been impressive to me. I've attempted axels and toe loops on a few occasions, but it was usually a result of skating with my head down....

I don't know much about the levels, but I know as you get into juniors (?) and up, it becomes a pretty intense commitment.

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Thanks about the sunset pic
call 'em as I see 'em! I'm in Florida now for work, and I've been shooting sunset pics after hours. I desperately need a willing subject, I'm not about to start shooting random strangers at the beach! I need a girl with long dark hair and a flowing white sundress.. Oh well.
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Is it wrong if i think dani is actually a guy who takes pictures of his wife and posts them on some board to figure her out or something stupid and creepy?
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