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      01-11-2016, 12:50 PM   #1981
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Phil...I'll throw you a bone and let you in on a secret, ok? I'm a dude. I've posted these before, but here you go. There were no chicks on that 5 day mindfuck in Arizona and I've got freakishly large feet for a guy my size, but it doesn't affect my stride.

I think you're a smart guy, so don't disappoint me. Think, Phil. Do you really think a chick would have an M6, a track ready Corvette, and on the allocation for a GT4? Do you think a chick is an SME on firearms? I've been to several local meets and runs with F8x, F10, and F13 guys and they've seen me. I drink like a fish. A small fish.... When Biorin asked, I told her that my avatar reminds me of an ex-GF. Stop leg humping me and stalking me on the M6 forums. That's creepy as fuck. Go find yourself a nice girl in Belgium who will appreciate your cooking and dedication to your parents.

Am I missing anything else?
You have small boobs for a chick your height.
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You have small boobs for a chick your height.
Hasn't gone through surgery yet.
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      01-11-2016, 12:58 PM   #1983
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You have small boobs for a chick your height.
Extra tight sports bra...
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      01-11-2016, 01:01 PM   #1984
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Hasn't gone through surgery yet.
Fuck you and your lol smiley, Cthulhu worshiper...
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      01-11-2016, 01:07 PM   #1985
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Fuck you and your lol smiley, Cthulhu worshiper...
You would like to fuck me and my lol smiley, you big raging same sex loving heshe jerk.
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You would like to fuck me and my lol smiley, you big raging same sex loving heshe jerk.
Are we fighting?
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Are you suggesting a threesome? Let me ask my partner.


Alex? Your opinion?
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Hasn't gone through surgery yet.


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Phil...I'll throw you a bone and let you in on a secret, ok? I'm a dude. I've posted these before, but here you go. There were no chicks on that 5 day mindfuck in Arizona and I've got freakishly large feet for a guy my size, but it doesn't affect my stride.

I think you're a smart guy, so don't disappoint me. Think, Phil. Do you really think a chick would have an M6, a track ready Corvette, and on the allocation for a GT4? Do you think a chick is an SME on firearms? I've been to several local meets and runs with F8x, F10, and F13 guys and they've seen me. I drink like a fish. A small fish.... When Biorin asked, I told her that my avatar reminds me of an ex-GF. Stop leg humping me and stalking me on the M6 forums. That's creepy as fuck. Go find yourself a nice girl in Belgium who will appreciate your cooking and dedication to your parents.

Am I missing anything else?
I was right! You are Asian!
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You have small boobs for a chick your height.
Manly hands too. Do they fix that with surgery?
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      01-11-2016, 02:09 PM   #1993
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I was right! You are Asian!
I always figured that was a pretty safe bet. Seems like there are about 6 people on the forum who aren't at least half asian.
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Phil...I'll throw you a bone and let you in on a secret, ok? I'm a dude. I've posted these before, but here you go. There were no chicks on that 5 day mindfuck in Arizona and I've got freakishly large feet for a guy my size, but it doesn't affect my stride.

I think you're a smart guy, so don't disappoint me. Think, Phil. Do you really think a chick would have an M6, a track ready Corvette, and on the allocation for a GT4? Do you think a chick is an SME on firearms? I've been to several local meets and runs with F8x, F10, and F13 guys and they've seen me. I drink like a fish. A small fish.... When Biorin asked, I told her that my avatar reminds me of an ex-GF. Stop leg humping me and stalking me on the M6 forums. That's creepy as fuck. Go find yourself a nice girl in Belgium who will appreciate your cooking and dedication to your parents.

Am I missing anything else?
some "chicks" might have all of those things. don't be sexist.

but other than that... sick garage!
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I left out the boat. That would be over the top.
Plus your collection of pepper sprays and yoga pants.

And You're wondering why poor Belgie is confused.
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      01-11-2016, 06:17 PM   #1996
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Phil...I'll throw you a bone and let you in on a secret, ok? I'm a dude. I've posted these before, but here you go. There were no chicks on that 5 day mindfuck in Arizona and I've got freakishly large feet for a guy my size, but it doesn't affect my stride.

I think you're a smart guy, so don't disappoint me. Think, Phil. Do you really think a chick would have an M6, a track ready Corvette, and on the allocation for a GT4? Do you think a chick is an SME on firearms? I've been to several local meets and runs with F8x, F10, and F13 guys and they've seen me. I drink like a fish. A small fish.... When Biorin asked, I told her that my avatar reminds me of an ex-GF. Stop leg humping me and stalking me on the M6 forums. That's creepy as fuck. Go find yourself a nice girl in Belgium who will appreciate your cooking and dedication to your parents.

Am I missing anything else?
Here my reply if your statement is the truth about C5...

-About your large feet I was right...I noticed that in your picture from the first second , and some people have large feet...nothing wrong with that .

-About your Arizona thing I've no idea , that's your personal case .

-About your cars and fire arms ..That's what I said on here....I said it's not possible for a female , but got comments like...It's just normal for women in the US .

-About leg humping...That's what you created with your mystery gender and it was one of my tactics to fish after your gender .

-About stalking...YOU said to me use the search button more than ones, so I did it....Remember Alex ?
You said also to me...I thought you was better....Just search Philippe I'm on here , and now YOU are saying I'm a stalker because I went on the M6 section ?
If you call this stalking if you are a guy you're a pussy to me !

-About a girlfriend...I thought I posted my (for the moment) GF and a pic of her ....Do you remember Alex ?
No need to find a GF for me, I actually lost count of them and actually I need to post a song for all of them like....For all the girls I loved before !
And my for the moment GF is not my first and not my last...

-Of course you can fooling about my cooking skills and my parents and that's really nice of you ?!?!

-About your pics....Polaroid's from 1978 Alex ?
I thought you had serious photographer skills even my pics are looking better than yours ?

-About your bone that you throw to me ...Well actually it looks like it !

-Question Alex...
If you are a dude like you said to us ...Why lie about it (your gender) for more than a year ?
And if you are a dude ...Now at least I can talk to you like a dude !

-Conclusion..Only if you told us the truth I really appreciate it Alex
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      01-11-2016, 06:18 PM   #1997
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Plus your collection of pepper sprays and yoga pants.

And You're wondering why poor Belgie is confused.
Maybe a pussy boy ?
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      01-11-2016, 06:25 PM   #1998
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-Question Alex...
If you are a dude like you said to us ...Why lie about it (your gender) for more than a year ?
And if you are a dude ...Now at least I can talk to you like a dude !

Ummm.... I thought I started this? Did someone else claim he was a girl, because I really really really want the credit for this one the way it's unfolding.
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Mama lups, C5driver & Bimmette. (I used some of my buddy Belgie's stalking techniques )

"EXACTLY"Good catch my friend And C5 comment was ..."Mind the gap" !
This is/was nr how much of C5 lies ? Lies about his gender ?
And why ?
BUT....
Our bimmette and our Anna are also in the picture and that makes three of them ?
Conclusion..

So...Or we have only one liar...Or we have three liars on here ?!?!
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Ummm.... I thought I started this? Did someone else claim he was a girl, because I really really really want the credit for this one the way it's unfolding.
William you started nothing my friend .
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      01-11-2016, 06:39 PM   #2001
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William you started nothing my friend .
Damn.


Alright..., need to find a different member to start a rumor about.
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Damn.


Alright..., need to find a different member to start a rumor about.
Pssst! 1MOREMOD is an alien.
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