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      03-31-2016, 08:30 PM   #16721
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I'm confused who smoosh is again...

Who's second coming are you?
Apparently, he's the multiple cumming.
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Apparently, he's the multiple cumming.
lol, Smoosh only comes when his master bitch tells him too
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I'm confused who smoosh is again...

Who's second coming are you?
Smoosh is a figment of our imaginations, whom is fond of the word creampie
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      04-01-2016, 03:38 AM   #16724
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Ha! I don't blame you one bit. Things are much lighter and taken less seriously here. Although, it very seldom has to do with automobiles. Besides, grimlock Lups and a bunch of folks aren't in the US.

Try not to hurt anyone's feelings over there on F87 post. You know they get rather sensitive, quickly. They can't all be like jtodd_fl unfortunately.

Swag on, swagon.
Are you calling me insensitive? *cries*

swagon we need some good German influence up in here. Once you figure it out, you realize that Germans are hilarious. Ich kann auch win bißchen Deutsch, went nötig. Nicht besonders gut, weil ich keine Möglichkeiten Deutsch zu uben habe. Autocorrect hilft auch nicht!
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Yeah, OT I meant. i guess you are right. It's kinda hard for a non-American here, too... All these jokes and whatnot. Great people here, though. I can see why they hang out only in OT, lol.

I've decided to not click on every thread, especially in the M2 forums. People these days make me.


Hope you're all well and out there ballin. Yo. Dawg.
Ha! I don't blame you one bit. Things are much lighter and taken less seriously here. Although, it very seldom has to do with automobiles. Besides, grimlock Lups and a bunch of folks aren't in the US.

Try not to hurt anyone's feelings over there on F87 post. You know they get rather sensitive, quickly. They can't all be like jtodd_fl unfortunately.

Swag on, swagon.
Are you calling me insensitive? *cries*

swagon we need some good German influence up in here. Once you figure it out, you realize that Germans are hilarious. Ich kann auch win bichen Deutsch, went ntig. Nicht besonders gut, weil ich keine Mglichkeiten Deutsch zu uben habe. Autocorrect hilft auch nicht!
Why are you awake und kannst du deutsch sprechen for real?
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      04-01-2016, 04:27 AM   #16726
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Why are people's such dicks when I'm driving my Yaris- than compared to driving the i8.

Last night, I was driving the Yaris to the gym because it was during the peak hours- and while on the highway, (mind you I was driving 80 on the right lane) this car STILL rode my ass and wouldn't switch lanes. Not the first time it's happened.

Then tonight- I drove the i8, and I was in EcoPro mode so I was cruising at 65 mph, by far the slowest car on the highway. No car got near me, they'd all let me pass through no problem-

Consider me irked
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      04-01-2016, 04:34 AM   #16728
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Why are you awake und kannst du deutsch sprechen for real?
I am awake because my sleeping patterns are odd. I wake up for no reason and cannot get back to sleep. Ha, bestimmt kann ich wirklich Deutsch sprechen. Fast zwanzig Jahre her habe ich in Detschland gewohnt. Ich habe an der Uni in Bonn studiert.
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      04-01-2016, 04:37 AM   #16729
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Yeah, OT I meant. i guess you are right. It's kinda hard for a non-American here, too... All these jokes and whatnot. Great people here, though. I can see why they hang out only in OT, lol.

I've decided to not click on every thread, especially in the M2 forums. People these days make me.


Hope you're all well and out there ballin. Yo. Dawg.
Ha! I don't blame you one bit. Things are much lighter and taken less seriously here. Although, it very seldom has to do with automobiles. Besides, grimlock Lups and a bunch of folks aren't in the US.

Try not to hurt anyone's feelings over there on F87 post. You know they get rather sensitive, quickly. They can't all be like jtodd_fl unfortunately.

Swag on, swagon.
Are you calling me insensitive? *cries*

swagon we need some good German influence up in here. Once you figure it out, you realize that Germans are hilarious. Ich kann auch win bichen Deutsch, went ntig. Nicht besonders gut, weil ich keine Mglichkeiten Deutsch zu uben habe. Autocorrect hilft auch nicht!
Why are you awake und kannst du deutsch sprechen for real?
I am awake because my sleeping patterns are odd. I wake up for no reason and cannot get back to sleep. Ha, bestimmt kann ich wirklich Deutsch sprechen. Fast zwanzig Jahre her habe ich in Detschland gewohnt. Ich habe an der Uni in Bonn studiert.
Ah, sehr interessant!
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      04-01-2016, 04:44 AM   #16730
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Ah, sehr interessant!
Was cool. Bonn was still the capitol. We Americans were hated for Gulf War I back in that time. Made for good conversations. The wall had just come down, so lots of change going on. Think, EuroTrip, but with nerds.
How about you? Ever lived overseas?
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Ah, sehr interessant!
Was cool. Bonn was still the capitol. We Americans were hated for Gulf War I back in that time. Made for good conversations. The wall had just come down, so lots of change going on. Think, EuroTrip, but with nerds.
How about you? Ever lived overseas?
I visited Germany before the wall came down. And I also worked near Frankfurt for three years not too long ago.
Also worked in Singapore for 4 years prior to moving to Germany.
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Why are people's such dicks when I'm driving my Yaris- than compared to driving the i8.

Last night, I was driving the Yaris to the gym because it was during the peak hours- and while on the highway, (mind you I was driving 80 on the right lane) this car STILL rode my ass and wouldn't switch lanes. Not the first time it's happened.

Then tonight- I drove the i8, and I was in EcoPro mode so I was cruising at 65 mph, by far the slowest car on the highway. No car got near me, they'd all let me pass through no problem-

Consider me irked
ppl will bully and abuse, when they can get away with it
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      04-01-2016, 05:04 AM   #16733
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I visited Germany before the wall came down. And I also worked near Frankfurt for three years not too long ago.
Also worked in Singapore for 4 years prior to moving to Germany.
Very cool. I wish I could have done more of that. I have done a fair amount of global travel, some business and some pleasure, but I have only ever lived outside the US that one time. It is an experience every person should have. I have seen Europe, the Americas, the Caribbean, but would absolutely love to see Asia and Africa - particularly South Asia and East Asia.
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Also, cuz Yaris. You should get a Vanity Plate that says NotMyi8. Or a bumper sticker that says "My other car is an i8". Classism ftw!
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Also, cuz Yaris. You should get a Vanity Plate that says NotMyi8. Or a bumper sticker that says "My other car is an i8". Classism ftw!
then you'd get ppl giving you the finger WHILST they fly past you cutting you off! ..
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Why are people's such dicks when I'm driving my Yaris- than compared to driving the i8.

Last night, I was driving the Yaris to the gym because it was during the peak hours- and while on the highway, (mind you I was driving 80 on the right lane) this car STILL rode my ass and wouldn't switch lanes. Not the first time it's happened.

Then tonight- I drove the i8, and I was in EcoPro mode so I was cruising at 65 mph, by far the slowest car on the highway. No car got near me, they'd all let me pass through no problem-

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Why are people's such dicks when I'm driving my Yaris- than compared to driving the i8.

Last night, I was driving the Yaris to the gym because it was during the peak hours- and while on the highway, (mind you I was driving 80 on the right lane) this car STILL rode my ass and wouldn't switch lanes. Not the first time it's happened.

Then tonight- I drove the i8, and I was in EcoPro mode so I was cruising at 65 mph, by far the slowest car on the highway. No car got near me, they'd all let me pass through no problem-

Consider me irked
Grasshopper, an i8 sighting makes everyone happy. Birds sing, cool breezes blow, children smile and more puppies are born.

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Grasshopper, an i8 sighting makes everyone happy. Birds sing, cool breezes blow, children smile and more puppies are born.

True story, bro.
4 animal species names in just over a sentence. Well-played.
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Very cool. I wish I could have done more of that. I have done a fair amount of global travel, some business and some pleasure, but I have only ever lived outside the US that one time. It is an experience every person should have. I have seen Europe, the Americas, the Caribbean, but would absolutely love to see Asia and Africa - particularly South Asia and East Asia.
Same. I need to see Asia, Australia, and the African interior. I loved riding motorcycles in North Africa after I finished HS.
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Same. I need to see Asia, Australia, and the African interior. I loved riding motorcycles in North Africa after I finished HS.
General Montgomery, is that you?
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Also, cuz Yaris. You should get a Vanity Plate that says NotMyi8. Or a bumper sticker that says "My other car is an i8". Classism ftw!
I was considering getting a plate saying, 'My other car is an M6' for the i8 but my sister advised against it unless I create a broken window replacement fund.
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General Montgomery, is that you?
My friends call me Monty.
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