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      04-28-2016, 09:38 PM   #18701
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Ha! I've never actually been incarcerated because I was looking out for someone else.


I mean, I've never been incarcerated at all, oops.


Wait.
I've gotten someone else incarcerated because was distracted by the bitches.
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I do fit the demographic. As long as jtodd_fl saves me a Maurice Lacroix Masterpiece Skeleton from the spoils, then I shall bite the bullet.
That's all it will take? Done.
Jk. I meant Breguet Classique Chronometrie 7727.
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      04-28-2016, 09:39 PM   #18703
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Not a fan of skeleton watches you can have them all.
Well, you are the furthest thing from a skeleton.



You're such a bone-cist.
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      04-28-2016, 09:41 PM   #18704
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Ha! I've never actually been incarcerated because I was looking out for someone else.


I mean, I've never been incarcerated at all, oops.


Wait.
I've gotten someone else incarcerated because was distracted by the bitches.
I can't believe you've done this.
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      04-28-2016, 09:42 PM   #18705
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I bailed him out right after no biggie!
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      04-28-2016, 09:46 PM   #18706
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I bailed him out right after no biggie!
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      04-28-2016, 09:47 PM   #18707
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Also, so people know where I got the memes.


For those who don't know, Birdman is famous for....actually I don't even know what he's famous for anymore but I shed tears watching him berate all tree uh y'all FUH trowen respeck on ma name.

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      04-28-2016, 10:15 PM   #18710
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I'm just gonna be the guy that jacks all the loot from the rest of you.
And die in the end.
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      04-28-2016, 10:17 PM   #18711
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And die in the end.
But Verbiage dies first. We are using Star Trek rules.
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      04-28-2016, 10:18 PM   #18712
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We would never give you a bomb.... what do you think we are stupid?

*Did I just ruin our "moment"? If so, I am sorry.
I'll take care of the demo. Bunch a pussies.
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But Verbiage dies first. We are using Star Trek rules.
I loled, a lot.
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Well you fit the demographic
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In for story time.
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STORY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New thread.?.?.? What have you been arrested for?
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Dammit. DEY don't put respeck on ma name.
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Dammit. DEY don't put respeck on ma name.
Did you have a Bud Light? I think you're losing it.
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Why can't I just be incarcerated for a night and live to enjoy the spoils for a bit? You can have me killed off in the sequel.
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Why can't I just be incarcerated for a night and live to enjoy the spoils for a bit? You can have me killed off in the sequel.
*sigh* FINE!
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Dammit. DEY don't put respeck on ma name.
Did you have a Bud Light? I think you're losing it.
Heh, everyone thinks I got arrested.


You know, I think the only time I had Bud Light was during a few nights of beer pong. I assume that's the go-to, for cheap beer that's easily obtainable in bulk?
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      04-29-2016, 06:27 AM   #18720
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Dad that stuff is like tap water.



In fact I'd rather drink tap water.
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But Verbiage dies first. We are using Star Trek rules.
Are we issuing him a red shirt?
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Redemption.
It's funny, you can tell a lot about someone by what they choose to indulge in, right? At parties, people down Bud Lights like they're nothing, but it's like, if you're trying to truly watch your caloric intake, why drink at all? Just go whole hog. Smh.
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