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      05-03-2016, 04:51 AM   #18965
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been mia... what is going on in the OT these days?
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      05-03-2016, 05:34 AM   #18966
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been mia... what is going on in the OT these days?
Allow me to recap:
bimmette is famous, has a new avatar, raps now, and showed us all some skin (literally)
Mr Tonka showed us a picture of his wife's ass (also literally) - a tad hairier than expected, but I still give it a 9 out of 10 and would ride if allowed
Verbiage is still black (still literally)
Mike. is being stalked by a stripper, possibly male, sees no downside
Axius is either on the verge of a new job or being catfished and about to lose an organ
Mywifes335 almost boned a babysitter (I sense a trend)
TXSTYLE likes Game of Thrones. Like.... A LOT.
Most of OT is weighing the merits of parenthood and/or debating parting out their kids for car money

Almost forgot the most world-changing event to occur. 1MOREMOD pressed the reply button. Pretty sure it was an accident, but it happened. Lives were changed.
Also, forgot what a busy week this was:
Biorin is certified airborne sniper - Death From Above!
@RJ_ has a really tiny penis (still).
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      05-03-2016, 05:57 AM   #18967
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Dude. Never, ever fucking compare to Jermaine Dupri, ever again.
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      05-03-2016, 06:44 AM   #18968
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      05-03-2016, 08:32 AM   #18969
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@RJ_ has a really tiny penis (still).
Probs nsfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jgj9ZDs4-8

Edit: I realize after the fact that in context this looks like a risky click, but it's not.

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      05-03-2016, 08:38 AM   #18970
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I guess there's a reason you didn't embed it.



Also, where is MKSixer?



The damned corporate environments have robbed BP of him.
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      05-03-2016, 08:40 AM   #18971
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Shit, that was actually quite funny. LMFAO.


"WELL I HAVEN'T GUT THA THUCKING YET GAHDDAMMUT".
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      05-03-2016, 08:40 AM   #18972
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I guess there's a reason you didn't embed it.



Also, where is MKSixer?



The damned corporate environments have robbed BP of him.
Ha, I embedded it first and then decided that the video title might look a little funny on someone's screen. As a paranoid cube dweller, I try to look out for others in that regard.

Also, where has C5driver been? He/she get banned?
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      05-03-2016, 08:52 AM   #18973
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Well, the cube dwellers should appreciate it.


I have no idea. LOL at the gender being debatable though. No one can confirm that shit.
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C5driver is likely on the Pcar thread....along with EstorilM....

Damn car snobs - too good to go slumming with us mere BMW owners
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      05-03-2016, 09:00 AM   #18975
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C5driver is likely on the Pcar thread....along with EstorilM....

Damn car snobs - too good to go slumming with us mere BMW owners
They won't stay long. One thing i learned being associate with Porsche drivers is that the most of them are knobs and aren't about driving at all, they are about owning a Porsche. Not much different than corvette owners though. Maybe C5driver will be at home there?



INB4 jtodd_fl posts "Shots Fired" gif.
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      05-03-2016, 09:38 AM   #18976
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He is a bit geeked out about his gt4 coming soon.
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      05-03-2016, 09:49 AM   #18977
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Dude. Never, ever fucking compare to Jermaine Dupri, ever again.
You mad bruh?
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      05-03-2016, 09:58 AM   #18978
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      05-03-2016, 11:08 AM   #18979
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He is a bit geeked out about his gt4 coming soon.
Geeked or stressed..?

The hoops to jump through to purchase that car...
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      05-03-2016, 11:11 AM   #18980
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Excited, he already jumped thru the hoops
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Excited, he already jumped thru the hoops
I know - but damn....it was work to buy that fuq'n car....
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      05-03-2016, 11:35 AM   #18982
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I bet. I'm his driving coach and will be handling track duties.
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      05-03-2016, 11:38 AM   #18983
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I bet. I'm his driving coach and will be handling track duties.
Track coach....I'm camera man
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      05-03-2016, 11:51 AM   #18984
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I'm also security, no pictures fool.
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      05-03-2016, 12:08 PM   #18985
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C5driver is likely on the Pcar thread....along with EstorilM....

Damn car snobs - too good to go slumming with us mere BMW owners
Who are you again?
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      05-03-2016, 12:34 PM   #18986
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