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      05-03-2016, 12:40 PM   #18987
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Get your own you asshat
Where does one acquire an asshat? PCCA events only? Or can you get one at a BMW event as well?
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I know - but damn....it was work to buy that fuq'n car....
No doubt. I haven't had many experiences of buying a car that were pleasurable. But Porsche was the worst. They have set it up so that you spend extra money no matter what. By page 14,374 of the options list, you finally just say fuck it check yes to the rest of them. lol
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      05-03-2016, 02:03 PM   #18993
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No doubt. I haven't had many experiences of buying a car that were pleasurable. But Porsche was the worst. They have set it up so that you spend extra money no matter what. By page 14,374 of the options list, you finally just say fuck it check yes to the rest of them. lol
BMW builder: That was short, I wish there was more.
Benz builder: So many douchey possibilities! Would still like more!
Porsche builder: ohgodohgodohgod make the options stop.

It's unreal... would you like the front three inches of your left fender painted? Would you like them painted in the same color as the car? Would you like them in a different color? What about the next three inches?
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      05-03-2016, 02:08 PM   #18994
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No doubt. I haven't had many experiences of buying a car that were pleasurable. But Porsche was the worst. They have set it up so that you spend extra money no matter what. By page 14,374 of the options list, you finally just say fuck it check yes to the rest of them. lol
I got to the end rather quickly on the GT3-RS build but gave up when I tried to build a Panamera Turbo...UGH!! By page 14,374 you are only 32% of the way through the options and have no choice but to check them all or
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No doubt. I haven't had many experiences of buying a car that were pleasurable. But Porsche was the worst. They have set it up so that you spend extra money no matter what. By page 14,374 of the options list, you finally just say fuck it check yes to the rest of them. lol
I had ordered "leather door finishers" on ours without my salesman or I totally understanding what they really were, but they were "only" $200 extra though and I figured I didn't want unfinished doors . They ended up being the part around the interior door release handle. A Porsche is painful to order, but unless you want Gray with that sand color or black interior that is on all of their lots, you've got to do it.
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      05-03-2016, 02:27 PM   #18997
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Where does one acquire an asshat? PCCA events only? Or can you get one at a BMW event as well?
Yeah man... commas matter. Like...
"Can you please stop the bus and let my friend, Jack, off?"
or
"Can you please stop the bus and let my friend jack off?"

and

"We have all gotten hungry and decided to eat, Grandma."
or
"We have all gotten hungry and decided to eat Grandma."
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BMW builder: That was short, I wish there was more.
Benz builder: So many douchey possibilities! Would still like more!
Porsche builder: ohgodohgodohgod make the options stop.

It's unreal... would you like the front three inches of your left fender painted? Would you like them painted in the same color as the car? Would you like them in a different color? What about the next three inches?
Fortunately for RJ_ he only has to answer for the first three inches.

(Thought I'd throw a little assist your way, sniper pal!)
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      05-03-2016, 02:29 PM   #18999
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I had ordered "leather door finishers" on ours without my salesman or I totally understanding what they really were, but they were "only" $200 extra though and I figured I didn't want unfinished doors . They ended up being the part around the interior door release handle. A Porsche is painful to order, but unless you want Gray with that sand color or black interior that is on all of their lots, you've got to do it.
I remember that one on page 3,810. Just behind the option to paint your door release handle a different color for $350. lol
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I didn't say get your own asshat. Adding the you in there matters also.
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      05-03-2016, 02:31 PM   #19001
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I didn't say get your own asshat. Adding the you in there matters also.
What is a "you asshat"?
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      05-03-2016, 02:41 PM   #19002
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Same thing as you jerk, you punk whatever. It's directing the insult.
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      05-03-2016, 02:42 PM   #19003
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Or are you wanting to know what an asshat is? Starting to look like you!
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Same thing as you jerk, you punk whatever. It's directing the insult.
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Or are you wanting to know what an asshat is? Starting to look like you!
That's it, good. Use your words.
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I remember that one on page 3,810. Just behind the option to paint your door release handle a different color for $350. lol
This and the use of the word, 'deviated'. I'm starting to wonder about their sales and marketing department.
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This and the use of the word, 'deviated'. I'm starting to wonder about their sales and marketing department.
They're German. They know not what they do.

"Ziss is ferry ssssimpel logic tree to ünterstant vy you haff problem. I have taken liberty to create ziss ishikawa diagram to show rüt causs of incompatibility. SSSSeeee. Ferry simpel. Dummkopf."
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They're German. They know not what they do.

"Ziss is ferry ssssimpel logic tree to ünterstant vy you haff problem. I have taken liberty to create ziss ishikawa diagram to show rüt causs of incompatibility. SSSSeeee. Ferry simpel. Dummkopf."
Ugh.
I just had flashbacks of HS chemistry and physics. Dr. D would lapse into his faux german accent whenever we disappointed him. (Often) #mysistermadestraightA'sbutIdidn't
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Ugh.
I just had flashbacks of HS chemistry and physics. Dr. D would lapse into his faux german accent whenever we disappointed him. (Often) #mysistermadestraightA'sbutIdidn't
Dr. D? Thought that was your p0rn name.
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