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      05-06-2016, 01:25 PM   #19141
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Tell this guy that it's ok. His balls should drop once he hits high school. smh
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Real talk, my friend just sent me the following, and now my head hurts:

"But it makes me angry to think she might be angry"

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Friend ends up falling for a chick I told him was bad news. He comes on a bit too fast, asks her out, gets blown off (not in the good way). His ego got the best of him, so he starts ignoring her...then bitches to me about it.
Sounds like high school. Tell your friend to grow up. Tell him that for every "No" he gets, he's closer to a yes.

.....statistically speaking anyway.
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Tell this guy that it's ok. His balls should drop once he hits high school. smh
That's exactly what I told him. He got all defensive and shit.
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Sounds like high school. Tell your friend to grow up. Tell him that for every "No" he gets, he's closer to a yes.

.....statistically speaking anyway.
I told him "Lions don't lose sleep over the opinion of sheep".

Then he starts telling me that he is a lion, but so is the chick etc. Then tries to tell me that he has no feelings for her. Then she messages him and the cycle restarts.
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Sounds like high school. Tell your friend to grow up. Tell him that for every "No" he gets, he's closer to a yes.

.....statistically speaking anyway.
That's how James Bond did it in the 1960s:

Woman: no
Bond: yessssh
Woman: no, please, no
Bond: yessssh
Woman: no, James....no
Bond: yessssh
Woman: oh James
Bond: yessssh

Thanks, Sean, for making date rape acceptable for 30 more years.
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That's exactly what I told him. He got all defensive and shit.
Pussy on a pedestal. Plus, he's got NO GAME.
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That's how James Bond did it in the 1960s:

Woman: no
Bond: yessssh
Woman: no, please, no
Bond: yessssh
Woman: no, James....no
Bond: yessssh
Woman: oh James
Bond: yessssh

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I told him "Lions don't lose sleep over the opinion of sheep".

Then he starts telling me that he is a lion, but so is the chick etc. Then tries to tell me that he has no feelings for her. Then she messages him and the cycle restarts.
In his current state, avoid all references to sheep. I recommend humiliating him non-stop until he cries and you have irrefutable video proof that he is a little bitch. That is when the healing can begin.
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Lol! Rapists dreamgirl. Kinda reminds me of Carol/Cheryl.
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In his current state, avoid all references to sheep. I recommend humiliating him non-stop until he cries and you have irrefutable video proof that he is a little bitch. That is when the healing can begin.
Pretty sure he's already cried a few times, but I'm going to take your advice and get that shit on video.
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Lol! Rapists dreamgirl. Kinda reminds me of Carol/Cheryl.
I don't know why, but this always gets me.

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In his current state, avoid all references to sheep. I recommend humiliating him non-stop until he cries and you have irrefutable video proof that he is a little bitch. That is when the healing can begin.
This is what friends are for.
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Multiple shootings in MD, 3 dead over the course of last night into early this afternoon, ex Federal Protective Services cop. First murders estranged wife while she waits for her daughters at school (literally 5 minutes from my house) by shooting her multiple times, point blank, and then multiple casualties today at a shopping center and mall.



WTF.


https://www.washingtonpost.com/local...f12_story.html


https://www.washingtonpost.com/local...2df_story.html
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Dude has apparently threatened cop suicide multiple times, also.
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Need Mr Tonka and Axius to hunt this piece of shit down.
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Need Mr Tonka and Axius to hunt this piece of shit down.
Don't be silly. The police will protect you. Your safety is their number one concern.
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NVM you don't have to do it, they caught him at the mall across the street.
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NVM you don't have to do it, they caught him at the mall across the street.
Dude watch out for stance.....
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What happened to the cops and lawyers thread?
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