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      01-06-2016, 03:51 PM   #20021
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Right you practiced hickeys on yourself
Damn, i thought it would take at least a day or so before i was found out.
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      01-06-2016, 03:53 PM   #20022
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If everything goes right, we'll probably get to play both.

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Are you drunk now?
Getting there, thanks for the concern.


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      01-06-2016, 03:54 PM   #20023
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Anyone ever torn a muscle?

I suspected that i may have torn a muscle in my forearm when boarding last week. It was very tight and sore and then i went down and used my right hand to catch myself which resulted in a very sharp burning pain in my forearm muscle for about 30 min. It was very sore for the past 3 days and using it is still fairly painful.

But i was thinking maybe it's just sore until i saw this a minute ago when i pulled my sleeve up. I'm assuming muscles bleed when they are torn, no?
Yep - both full tear and partial tear.

Crazy painful!!!
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Yes but a lot of track people use them for wet days. Don't question my authority.
This!
I have driven them in the wet on abrasive, smooth, and intermediate surface tracks. They stick. It is almost uncanny. The first time you are in the car with them and the coach says, 'It's ok...trust me and the tire, you will make it', you heart is in your throat then WOW the car sticks.

That happened to me in Spain at Ascari and I haven't looked back since then.
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C'mon!!! PSS's love the wet.
Cold...ok to 45F.

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Yes yes yes...the flogging can stop now. Please
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Yes yes yes...the flogging can stop now. Please
I'm new here but I was under the impression that the flogging NEVER stopped...
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      01-06-2016, 03:58 PM   #20027
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Damn app!!!
Hey, enjoy your embolism! Can I have your dog and gunz?
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If everything goes right, we'll probably get to play both.
ATM euuuuuuu
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      01-06-2016, 04:01 PM   #20029
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I'm new here but I was under the impression that the flogging NEVER stopped...
You noticed

Welcome, fellow refugee from the photography forum.
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ATM euuuuuuu
ATM, the way of champions.
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      01-06-2016, 04:07 PM   #20031
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Hey, enjoy your embolism! Can I have your dog and gunz?
You can have the gunz. I'm going to start a bidding war for the dog.
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You can have the gunz. I'm going to start a bidding war for the dog.
We shared nudes, what do I get?
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You can have the gunz. I'm going to start a bidding war for the dog.
You're like the best friend I never met!
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ATM, the way of champions.
Ass juice...
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      01-06-2016, 04:14 PM   #20035
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We shared nudes, what do I get?
You get all the ammo. Put some heavy duty shocks on the car before coming down to pic it up. And don't bang my wife, my corpse isn't even cold yet!
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Oww. It's not a stye....
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Just looks like friction burn from your wet shorts after thinking about yourself doing the imaginary flip on the outside of the wake.
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It's a tumor
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Oww. It's not a stye....
The Jester has returned, amuse me with your tale of woe and cancerous herpes
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      01-06-2016, 04:17 PM   #20040
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Oww. It's not a stye....
i've had one of those bastards before, they aren't fun.

I'd rather have this than a stye in my eye.
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Ass juice...
Shower first you sicko.

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You get all the ammo. Put some heavy duty shocks on the car before coming down to pic it up. And don't bang my wife, my corpse isn't even cold yet!
I was king of hoping you'd just let me bang your wife, but I'll take the ammo I guess, and probably bang your wife anyways.

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It's a tumor
IT IS NAWT A TUMMMMUH!
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Oww. It's not a stye....
Did they lance it?

You can tell me, I'm HIPPA approved!!
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