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      05-16-2016, 11:52 AM   #20021
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Lol.

I'm just getting my contact script renewed. And figuring out what new lenses to buy. I need to find new ones because.... mine have been discontinued.

Inb4 more old jokes.
The old one got discontinued... Holy mother of... So you mean like a monocle?? Yeah that went out some time ago...
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The old one got discontinued... Holy mother of... So you mean like a monocle?? Yeah that went out some time ago...
Holy shit this killed me.


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Lol.

I'm just getting my contact script renewed. And figuring out what new lenses to buy. I need to find new ones because.... mine have been discontinued.

Inb4 more old jokes.
The old one got discontinued... Holy mother of... So you mean like a monocle?? Yeah that went out some time ago...
Old man jokes are soooo in your immediate future
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Lol.

I'm just getting my contact script renewed. And figuring out what new lenses to buy. I need to find new ones because.... mine have been discontinued.

Inb4 more old jokes.
You're not old, your eyes just have exclusive taste.
Looks like I'm gonna live!!!
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Lol.

I'm just getting my contact script renewed. And figuring out what new lenses to buy. I need to find new ones because.... mine have been discontinued.

Inb4 more old jokes.
The old one got discontinued... Holy mother of... So you mean like a monocle?? Yeah that went out some time ago...
As it turns out, some new technology has hit the contact lens industry and these new lenses are as comfy as the old ONE.

SCORE!
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Lol.

I'm just getting my contact script renewed. And figuring out what new lenses to buy. I need to find new ones because.... mine have been discontinued.

Inb4 more old jokes.
The old one got discontinued... Holy mother of... So you mean like a monocle?? Yeah that went out some time ago...
Old man jokes are soooo in your immediate future
It's not a game of "catch up"... No matter how old I get, you'll still be much older...
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I'm going to the eye doctor tomorrow too. I'm getting sick of contacts. Tempted to start looking into Lasik eye surgery but I don't know how I feel about having my cornea chopped open.
Im sure it feels better than having sand in your eyes when wearing contacts. Dont be a pussy. Get Lasik
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Lol.

I'm just getting my contact script renewed. And figuring out what new lenses to buy. I need to find new ones because.... mine have been discontinued.

Inb4 more old jokes.
The old one got discontinued... Holy mother of... So you mean like a monocle?? Yeah that went out some time ago...
Old man jokes are soooo in your immediate future
It's not a game of "catch up"... No matter how old I get, you'll still be much older...
Oh - how little you know about math...

10 is half as young as 20....

But 40 is only 20% younger than 50...

Welcome to the old man club
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Im sure it feels better than having sand in your eyes when wearing contacts. Dont be a pussy. Get Lasik
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silvergray545 - Lasik will change your life...DO IT.

The Dr. who did Greg Maddox and Tiger did mine. Do not skimp on this....
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silvergray545 - Lasik will change your life...DO IT.

The Dr. who did Greg Maddox and Tiger did mine. Do not skimp on this....
Apparently does not improve your judgment... just the eyesight.
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silvergray545 - Lasik will change your life...DO IT.

The Dr. who did Greg Maddox and Tiger did mine. Do not skimp on this....
I do agree with his do not skimp... I feel, Lasik might not be a wise decision to do one of them - "special discount pricing of $399.99 per each eye !! We accept all major credit cards and EBT cards as well..." Type situation... You get what you pay for...

I'd check craigslist for reputable surgeons however... Under the barter section...
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silvergray545 - Lasik will change your life...DO IT.

The Dr. who did Greg Maddox and Tiger did mine. Do not skimp on this....
I'm going to start looking into it. My prescription finally stopped changing year to year so I can start moving forward with it now.
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I do agree with his do not skimp... I feel, Lasik might not be a wise decision to do one of them - "special discount pricing of $399.99 per each eye !! We accept all major credit cards and EBT cards as well..." Type situation... You get what you pay for...

I'd check craigslist for reputable surgeons however... Under the barter section...
I found one on craigslist. He's going to charge me $2k for the whole job. I don't even have to book an appointment with him. I'll just swing by his place after work and he can do it in his basement.
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I'm going to the eye doctor tomorrow too. I'm getting sick of contacts. Tempted to start looking into Lasik eye surgery but I don't know how I feel about having my cornea chopped open.
I'm not a fan either. Wife had it done a while back, but she was blind as a bat.
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Im sure it feels better than having sand in your eyes when wearing contacts. Dont be a pussy. Get Lasik
My script is only -1.5 in contacts, so it's not like i can't get around with out lenses.

Is sand in your eyes any worse with contacts? Seems like they'd offer some bit of protection, a shield of sorts.

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silvergray545 - Lasik will change your life...DO IT.

The Dr. who did Greg Maddox and Tiger did mine. Do not skimp on this....
Will you stop at nothing to be associated with a pro athlete that's banged loads of women? Geez.


My pupils are dilated, everything is blurry and bright.
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silvergray545 - I cannot really talk about being 'cheap' though when it comes to spending $$ on Lasik...I could share a story on how I saved $1,500 on my Lasik.....BUT shoei would never let me live it down
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silvergray545 - I cannot really talk about being 'cheap' though when it comes to spending $$ on Lasik...I could share a story on how I saved $1,500 on my Lasik.....BUT shoei would never let me live it down
Because there is ANYBODY in the OT that thinks you paid full price for anything?!!

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I could share a story on how I saved $1,500 on my Lasik.....BUT shoei would never let me live it down
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I'm not a fan either. Wife had it done a while back, but she was blind as a bat.
My script is only -1.5 in contacts, so it's not like i can't get around with out lenses.
-1.5 isn't bad at all. I'm -4.25/-3.75. I can't see shit without glasses/contacts.
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silvergray545 - I cannot really talk about being 'cheap' though when it comes to spending $$ on Lasik...I could share a story on how I saved $1,500 on my Lasik.....BUT shoei would never let me live it down
Haha please share the story!
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I'm not a fan either. Wife had it done a while back, but she was blind as a bat.
My script is only -1.5 in contacts, so it's not like i can't get around with out lenses.
-1.5 isn't bad at all. I'm -4.25/-3.75. I can't see shit without glasses/contacts.
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silvergray545 - I cannot really talk about being 'cheap' though when it comes to spending $$ on Lasik...I could share a story on how I saved $1,500 on my Lasik.....BUT shoei would never let me live it down
Haha please share the story!
Knowing him, he bought a used pair... Of eyeballs off a dead guy or something...
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