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      05-11-2016, 12:51 PM   #27633
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Easy grasshopper...we were all at some point hotkey handicapped....

Wait, what? What is SUMIFS? Paste special what?
Index/Match > VLookup
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Index match is always superior. Or lookup with match for column header at least.

Indirect is the best.
Yes.... INDIRECT has much more flexibility. Still use VLOOKUP if I know it's a finite 1:1 and need a quick and dirty pull-in.

Inb4. No innuendo intended....
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Drawing in Excel my version lol

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Drawing in Excel my version lol

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That's still way better than I could do. The best I can manage in Excel is a crappy replica of Breakout.
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Who has the fastest hands in Excel? Now I have to pay a YouTube video. Lets settle this once and for all
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1. You are sitting way too far from the wheel, arms are reaching for the wheel
2. Your seat is in gangster mode, your shoulders should be pressed flat against the seat.
3. Keep your hands at 9/3 stop shuffling them around
4. too much shit on windows obstructing vision
5. what kind of instructor didn't tell you this from the beginning?! (number 4 is probably ok)

sorry - pet peeves of mine. lol
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1. You are sitting way too far from the wheel, arms are reaching for the wheel
2. Your seat is in gangster mode, your shoulders should be pressed flat against the seat.
3. Keep your hands at 9/3 stop shuffling them around
4. too much shit on windows obstructing vision
5. what kind of instructor didn't tell you this from the beginning?! (number 3 is probably ok)

sorry - pet peeves of mine. lol
Best rule of thumb is to be able to rest your wrists on top of the wheel comfortable with a slight bend in the elbows while shoulders are snug in the seat. This will give you the best control and leverage. Seat back should be as upright as comfortably possible while maintaining helmet clearance.
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Herro haney. You wan me do da neo for you?
Haney, you do da neo, you get boyfran... why you no have boyfran?
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1. You are sitting way too far from the wheel, arms are reaching for the wheel
2. Your seat is in gangster mode, your shoulders should be pressed flat against the seat.
3. Keep your hands at 9/3 stop shuffling them around
4. too much shit on windows obstructing vision
5. what kind of instructor didn't tell you this from the beginning?! (number 4 is probably ok)

sorry - pet peeves of mine. lol
Omg she uses a windsock on my mic. THANK YOU!

My biggest pet peeve is when people are filming outdoors and all you can hear is the wind.
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Best rule of thumb is to be able to rest your wrists on top of the wheel comfortable with a slight bend in the elbows while shoulders are snug in the seat. This will give you the best control and leverage. Seat back should be as upright as comfortably possible while maintaining helmet clearance.
edit: should be number 4....cameras....
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Haney, you do da neo, you get boyfran... why you no have boyfran?
W T F? Who is Haney?
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1. You are sitting way too far from the wheel, arms are reaching for the wheel
2. Your seat is in gangster mode, your shoulders should be pressed flat against the seat.
3. Keep your hands at 9/3 stop shuffling them around
4. too much shit on windows obstructing vision
5. what kind of instructor didn't tell you this from the beginning?! (number 4 is probably ok)

sorry - pet peeves of mine. lol
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W T F? Who is Haney?
"Honey" in an Asian accent.
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1. You are sitting way too far from the wheel, arms are reaching for the wheel
2. Your seat is in gangster mode, your shoulders should be pressed flat against the seat.
3. Keep your hands at 9/3 stop shuffling them around
4. too much shit on windows obstructing vision
5. what kind of instructor didn't tell you this from the beginning?! (number 4 is probably ok)

sorry - pet peeves of mine. lol
Otherwise though.

Sheesh.
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"Honey" in an Asian accent.
Call me that Haney....
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Haney, you do da neo, you get boyfran... why you no have boyfran?
Haney you like long or short neo?

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Call me that Haney....
Hi haney
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No. Hot keys have a guide, and with a few platform based exceptions, they're always in the same place and always work when you push them. The only thing that they have in common is that they are complex to learn and highly context sensitive.
Every time I overly hit the shift key because I don't know what I want to type but get excited about pushing a key, it asks me if I want to assign a hotkey. Then I call the computer a dumb fucking whore and that I'm just too mentally slow to type words.

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Yup. Especially if the woman exists only via Oculus Rift.
What about in the Matrix?

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Oh man.
Aka the "belly button key"
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