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      09-11-2021, 07:50 PM   #23
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Use a shovel and fling it onto the lawn. Then fire up the lawn mower and run over the vermin house (insect nest). Run the lawn mower over it again, and again, and again. Then one more time to be sure.
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      09-12-2021, 08:16 AM   #27
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Okay, whatever comes out of that thing will probably kill you. I'd not personally fuck with it. Set up a game camera first, just to check.

Then CALL A PROFESSIONAL!

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I showed my husband and he said… and I quote.
"Oh! That's a whorebeetle's fuck-den"

I shit you not. I love white people. LOL

I burned my got dammed waffles laughing at that shit this morning, and going to post that burnt meal in the breakfast post.
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OP you still alive?
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OP you still alive?
lol. Yes. Still haven't had a chance to call an exterminator or anything and haven't wanted to risk spraying it randomly with Raid. Gonna pick up some wasp spray tomorrow though.
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lol. Yes. Still haven't had a chance to call an exterminator or anything and haven't wanted to risk spraying it randomly with Raid. Gonna pick up some wasp spray tomorrow though.
Interesting ... before you disturb it, contact your local the US Fish and Wildlife or an Entomology department at a local university (many of them have field offices). You don't want to bother it if its endangered, they can probably move it or tell you how to dispose of it.

I once had a bald faced hornets nest in my yard in N GA. Impressive nest, about 18 inches long... like out of cartoon. They are one of the more nasty wasps and not to be messed with, very aggressive and dangerous. They will chase you down if they feel threatened... and you can't outrun them if they are determined to get you.
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lol. Yes. Still haven't had a chance to call an exterminator or anything and haven't wanted to risk spraying it randomly with Raid. Gonna pick up some wasp spray tomorrow though.
Whatever it is, it obviously stole the socks off a homeless guy to make that nest from. Caution is the better part of valor.
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Fire is needed. Lots of fire. And poison.
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Wait till night and hit it with your pressure washer from a far enough distance that you can run like hell. Or just remove your BMW from the garage and burn the whole house down, unless it is an automatic and then keep it in the garage while you burn the house down and question your life choices.

just kidding (kind of). Setting up a camera to see if anything nocturnal is flying in and out of it is a pretty good idea.
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there is only one solution:

it involves an M80 firecracker. double sided tape. and a lighter.
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OP, get some better photos and I'll send to my exterminator buddy. See if he knows.
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OP, get some better photos and I'll send to my exterminator buddy. See if he knows.
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it involves an M80 firecracker. double sided tape. and a lighter.
You can still buy M 80s? I'm in
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OP, get some better photos and I'll send to my exterminator buddy. See if he knows.
I sent the picture to my pest guy. Will report back.
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OP, get some better photos and I'll send to my exterminator buddy. See if he knows.
I sent the picture to my pest guy. Will report back.
Edit: my pest guy has never seen anything like it and he's been doing this for 20 years.
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OP, get some better photos and I'll send to my exterminator buddy. See if he knows.
I sent the picture to my pest guy. Will report back.
Edit: my pest guy has never seen anything like it and he's been doing this for 20 years.
Same. My friend has never seen anything like it either.

Best to just knock it off the wall with a stick and go in for a closer look. Report back.
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