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      04-09-2016, 11:03 AM   #551
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Or just a one time fee....like a pay for sample lol
Oh wait, it's not free? I'll take care of you next time honey.
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Why the sad face, I fucking love sausage.
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Whaa?

So I assume you are using the word "legit" as synonymous with a happy ending joint!? Assuming that's your point, why would Asian people in general "joke" about a place that's a regular spa, and not a place that finishes dudes off?

Of course the opposite could also be true about your intended meaning of "legit". In that case your saying Asian peoples find much humor in Asian spa's that specialize in that special fun... humorous?

You try to confuse! Which is it? Because "legit" can go either way my dude.
I think he was referring to the latter. What do Asians think about the fact that basically any "Asian massage parlor" is assumed to be finishing dudes off? Even the ones that are simply offering massages get lumped in, because of the whole "me love you long time" mentality.
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Depends if said masseuses are young or old. Non Asians seem not to care as long as happy ending. Asians do research because we are all nerds inside? Not sure. Lol.
typical asian thing to do is to actually research on how to be a scumbag...
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Every week I drive by my local tennis court I see an Asian dad teaching his son tennis. It sometimes seems the dad is super critical and the kid doesn't really enjoy it.

A few questions:

- why do asians push their kids hard in such a mean way?
- do asians only play tennis?

Personally, I wish I became a dr. I invested a decade into Wall Street and did well...until it imploded. Now I'm just a corporate cog. If I were a dr. like my younger sibling, life would've been so much more stable.

For all you docs, ibankers work just as hard and eat mad dickmeat sandwich, and yes bankers are smart too...so it was a possible route.
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Why you no become both Dr AND cog?
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Does every asian household have a pot of cooked rice sitting on the counter or stove?
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Most..but it's in a rice cooker. If you're high-end it's gold lined and made by Zojirushi
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Most..but it's in a rice cooker. If you're high-end it's gold lined and made by Zojirushi
But i'm not asian.
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But i'm not asian.
Well you said you're part black and GI likes white rice...

Now go get that Zojirushi!!!
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Well you said you're part black and GI likes white rice...

Now go get that Zojirushi!!!
Don't they make really nice Bento boxes too? I looked into those a while back. They looked nice.
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Don't they make really nice Bento boxes too? I looked into those a while back. They looked nice.
Not sure, but they make all sorts of stuff. Bento box would be great for portioning meals though.
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Most..but it's in a rice cooker. If you're high-end it's gold lined and made by Zojirushi
True.

High end would also mean pressure rice cooker - not that peasant shit.
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Well you said you're part black and GI likes white rice...

Now go get that Zojirushi!!!
I gots one. But just one of those induction heat types, not the gold plated. The wife was like, "How much are you spending on a rice cooker!?!?!" lol
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I gots one. But just one of those induction heat types, not the gold plated. The wife was like, "How much are you spending on a rice cooker!?!?!" lol
She don't know how much your GI likes rice!
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PLATINUM lined...
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I have a Zoj bread-maker. Honorary status?

We have beans on the counter. Can you guess my wife's heritage?
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I have a Zoj bread-maker. Honorary status?

We have beans on the counter. Can you guess my wife's heritage?
The Mexican? Or Filipino?
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Fils eat beans? I married a Chihuahua
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Fils eat beans? I married a Chihuahua
Yup. They definitely do.

But hey, I guessed right anyway!
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That's the one i have but without the pressure cooking option. Just induction.
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That's the one i have but without the pressure cooking option. Just induction.
That's some real deal shit!
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When we only date Asians, it is referred to as yellow fever. Been there. When you only date whites, do you call it white fever?

Hey, why cant my black buddies date Asian women? He says they say no before meeting him.
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