07-26-2021, 08:28 AM | #10033 |
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Right, I got a semi-hot neighbor and Im sure she would have a red bikini but where to get a pool?
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07-26-2021, 08:31 AM | #10034 |
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07-26-2021, 09:34 AM | #10035 |
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Ohh yes they do. Plenty of dents in my parent's old riding mower to prove it. I'd mow that lawn for hours.
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07-26-2021, 09:39 AM | #10036 |
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I have……plenty of times. I've hooked up with a few; one a hot Persian named Leila…….but fuck was she alllllll about money. I mean, allllllllllll about money. She even gave me this spiel about "affording her" when I dropped her off in Newport Beach one day after we had hung out. The kicker: I was her first and only black guy (…I tend to be a lot of women's "first black guy"), but I digress. She told me all I ever would/could be to her was "fun" since she couldn't ever bring me home to the parents regardless of how nice of a guy I am. She said her parents would only approve of a white male if she decided to date outside of her culture; apparently they see white men as a step up. So….I gave it to her, as much as I could. If she was going to relegate me to being solely a piece of meat, then so be it.
I had another neighbor who was pretty decent. I did roll the dice, but she turned out to be a little odd (…she was from Oregon) and she was flaky. I saw her boyfriend the other day and he looks like the lead singer of Seether…….only heavier. Interestingly enough she's a decently fit girl. The neighbor I avoided the other night isn't hot, but she's decent as well. I am just not attracted to her sexually, so I ignore the subtle body language she tosses my way. There is this blonde chick who lives in my condo complex that wears her hair in two long blonde braids and who has a smoking body. I want to ravish her so bad, but I only see her when she's hopping into her boyfriend's car. If I ever get close enough to spark conversation I'm going to give it a go. |
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^I envy you, like King Rudi 90% of my neighborhood is retirees
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I have two butch lesbian ex-cop neighbors behind me....,
The one grows tomato's right on the property line, at least gave me a can of fresh pasta sauce, just concerned it's been roofied or something. |
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I never understood this. As a fit, outgoing, and not ugly or socially awkward guy it's always interesting to me when I see extremely attractive women who turn down guys like me for overweight assholes with zero going for them. My ex's previous BF was an overweight verbally and mentally abusive asshole who couldn't find his way out of a paper bag. Maybe it's the "safety" of having someone they know won't stray?
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This only means that we can afford the nice neighborhoods sir. I'm the last house on the end of cul de sac. Before my neighbors across the street moved in, I was the youngest person on my street. Another positive on this is that my neighbors are quiet and leave me alone.
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I like to think my very existence and the type of shit I do/say on regular basis makes me indefinable. As a sigma type individual, I basically just do whatever the hell I want anyway, and it somehow just seems to work for me.
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Just met some chick at the gym I've been eyeing awhile. I finally pounced. I suppose we'll see where this goes. Her legs and the nose ring got me. Lol!
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You wore the grey, didn't you???
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I've had several. The hot neighbor across the street when I moved into my last home, when I was still married, was problematic. She made it clear, several times, that she was game. I avoided her like the plague because..."ARE YOU INSANE, WOMAN?!?!!
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