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      06-27-2017, 03:34 PM   #50381
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Find me the shirt and I would paint for you. I actually enjoy it (long as my flowing locks don't get blown into a wet wall)
I don't mind painting, but the primer paint layer made it hell and quite frankly, I'm better at lifting logs, hammering things down, and hanging on ladders. I'm awesomely cool with that all since i enjoy the physical labor.

But damn the primer that was in no way well spread, and it was done with a spray gun so basically i spent my time painting an M2, then go look from further away while the paint dried so i could see what was coloring and how and then back up to redo it all again while doing the next block.

I mean it's fun, if you can eat every day! If not you have to question everything you thought you knew about slavery of tue modern days. Some people clearly are dumb enough to deserve the faith.
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      06-28-2017, 06:31 AM   #50382
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But what about Axius - he's a wounded old bird exiled to the bitter climes of Cleveland and most certainly not perfect. No reason to hate him.
You know how they say they send old people to Florida to die?


Well they send people to Cleveland that they want to end up clinically depressed.
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You know how they say they send old people to Florida to die?


Well they send people to Cleveland that they want to end up clinically depressed.
You poor thing, you want me to send my mil to cook you some pick me up foods?
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      06-28-2017, 06:54 AM   #50384
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You poor thing, you want me to send my mil to cook you some pick me up foods?
Appreciate the offer, but drove past a farm the other day and the pig mash looked MUCH more appetizing. (Plus it's a lot closer!)
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Appreciate the offer, but drove past a farm the other day and the pig mash looked MUCH more appetizing. (Plus it's a lot closer!)
Text me dork,i don't have your number!

I swear to god i only believe in violence when it comes to producers of bad food and penguin molesters.
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      06-28-2017, 08:39 AM   #50386
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Text me dork,i don't have your number!

I swear to god i only believe in violence when it comes to producers of bad food and penguin molesters.
UncleWede - it's a fine line you are walking right now you poor old sod...apparently some species of the bird family are off limits according to Lups.

Please stick to the chickens and the roosters that you're used to.
I know you are going to have it your way or nothing at all,
But I think you are moving too fast.

That is, if you want to ever use her brushes.

On the other hand, it might be interesting to experience a Lups type of violence. I mean, how violent can a pacifist who doesn't condone violence really be? Plus, I wonder if she hits like a girl....
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UncleWede - it's a fine line you are walking right now you poor old sod...apparently some species of the bird family are off limits according to Lups.

Please stick to the chickens and the roosters that you're used to.
I know you are going to have it your way or nothing at all,
But I think you are moving too fast.

That is, if you want to ever use her brushes.

On the other hand, it might be interesting to experience a Lups type of violence. I mean, how violent can a pacifist who doesn't condone violence really be? Plus, I wonder if she hits like a girl....
You know i suck at being a pacifist. It's true i can't throw a punch but I'm epic at kicking.

Don't ruin my image man! And penguins have feelings too!
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I snuck a song reference in there - knowing you would not get it because it was not metal.

Have you ever watched Million Dollar Listing New York....guy on there (Fredrik) who is Swedish (I know, I'm certain there are marked differences between that and Finnish), likes to do high kicks and say something in Swedish from time to time. Mentally, I'm probably just going to picture you doing something of the same. I do like the show though I can't see how anyone has the money to be able to live in New York based on the house prices shown.
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Text me dork,i don't have your number!

I swear to god i only believe in violence when it comes to producers of bad food and penguin molesters.
You're so difficult. Of all the numbers to not have, and you don't have mine? What happened to the little note I wrote back in '00 with my number on it?

Let me guess, it's lost.


...., people molest penguins? I've heard of people molesting dolphins, and vice versa.
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      06-28-2017, 09:23 AM   #50390
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I snuck a song reference in there - knowing you would not get it because it was not metal.

Have you ever watched Million Dollar Listing New York....guy on there (Fredrik) who is Swedish (I know, I'm certain there are marked differences between that and Finnish), likes to do high kicks and say something in Swedish from time to time. Mentally, I'm probably just going to picture you doing something of the same. I do like the show though I can't see how anyone has the money to be able to live in New York based on the house prices shown.
Hey i listen to other stuff than metal too. We have elevators here and sometimes it takes over ten seconds to escape from them.

No, i didn't catch it. Sorry. I'll google it right after i get over the last time a Canadian gave me music recommendations. It's been 15 years and counting but Alanis did for sure make a lasting impression.
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      06-28-2017, 09:34 AM   #50391
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I "CARE" for my birds, it's not molestation. And the Earth has to get a LOT warmer for the penguins to be able to slip through that hole in the flat Earth and make it to the 'Nard.

Lups, you're a kicker???? That just isn't fair. I have no qualms about declare my Achilles is actually the shins too. I'm making progress, my masseuse can TOUCH my shins now. . .
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Hey i listen to other stuff than metal too. We have elevators here and sometimes it takes over ten seconds to escape from them.

No, i didn't catch it. Sorry. I'll google it right after i get over the last time a Canadian gave me music recommendations. It's been 15 years and counting but Alanis did for sure make a lasting impression.
I'm amazed you've been listening to Alanis Morissette for the last 15 years - I mean, she is quite good, but that is dedication! Kudos!

If you google this one (I wouldn't), it will put you off any further Canadian recommendations on music for at least the next 25 years. And neither of us knows if you've got that left in you given your wild lifestyle of drinking milk out of plastic cartons.
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I'm amazed you've been listening to Alanis Morissette for the last 15 years - I mean, she is quite good, but that is dedication! Kudos!

If you google this one (I wouldn't), it will put you off any further Canadian recommendations on music for at least the next 25 years. And neither of us knows if you've got that left in you given your wild lifestyle of drinking milk out of plastic cartons.
I heard one song, once. That's enough to make one bomb Canada.
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And stop talking about the tortured Canadian milk you sick, sick man!
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I "CARE" for my birds, it's not molestation.
I like how you capitalized all of that to make it look like an acronym. Taking a wild gander (aha, get it?) at it, but my guess is:

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How close am I?



(you're a good sport btw)
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I like how you capitalized all of that to make it look like an acronym. Taking a wild gander (aha, get it?) at it, but my guess is:

Cerveza
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How close am I?



(you're a good sport btw)
I don't really care for cervesa all that much

Cocktail (it even fits) would have been a better choice
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I "CARE" for my birds, it's not molestation.
I'm making progress, my masseuse can TOUCH my shins now. . .
Happy end massage and poultry sh*t? Double banned!
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