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      08-18-2020, 09:57 PM   #28689
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      08-19-2020, 06:54 AM   #28690
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^ Mountain Tinder?

Honestly, it's pretty apropos where I live.

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Literally everything about her annoys me. Her bleached and straightened hair, her jawline, her voice, her mannerism.

Can't stand her.
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      08-19-2020, 08:49 AM   #28693
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A joke.

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees the man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explains. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and
killed it."

The blonde says, "Don't worry."

She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.

The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"

The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.

It says...

(Are you ready for this?)

(Are you sure?)

(This is bad!)

(It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)

(You know you could just click off
and not read the punch line....)

(You can still delete it)

(You know you're gonna be sorry)

(Last chance)

(OK, here it is)

It says,

"Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, &
adds permanent wave."

I'll see myself out now.
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      08-19-2020, 10:59 AM   #28694
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Aw man, I was expecting it to be a gangrenous body part, or some prancercise masquerading as a joke. That'll teach me to digress from my diligent pursuit of official business.
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      08-19-2020, 12:21 PM   #28695
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Aw man, I was expecting it to be a gangrenous body part, or some prancercise masquerading as a joke. That'll teach me to digress from my diligent pursuit of official business.
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      08-19-2020, 05:01 PM   #28696
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This is something we can all get behind...
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This is something we can all get behind...
I'd rather get in front of this particular one!
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I'd rather get in front of this particular one!
Don't your hands work? I know that you don't have T-Rex arms!!!
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Don't your hands work? I know that you don't have T-Rex arms!!!
Nice! Yes they work and I can reach the back too...
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Nice! Yes the work and I can reach the back too...
Damn you!! I almost spilled my coffee!!
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Literally everything about her annoys me. Her bleached and straightened hair, her jawline, her voice, her mannerism.

Can't stand her.
Couldn't agree more. Can't stand her.

I like Doug DeMuro's review videos on YouTube. Although he has his quirks too, the content is pretty good.
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