[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Indeed! dinonz fill us in.

I was hoping he filled her, until...

Originally Posted by dinonz

Ended up having to cancel dinner plans, but she came to my place, we took the Diablo shopping for something innocuous as an excuse, then had dinner delivered and chatted for the evening.

my man, what are your intentions? I'm genuinely confused - I can't tell if you want to be inside her or just be in her inner circle.

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

I was hoping he filled her, until...



my man, what are your intentions? I'm genuinely confused - I can't tell if you want to be inside her or just be in her inner circle.

It's less about my plans and more about hers. I planned to be all up in her bits - she planned otherwise.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Gentlemen. It has been almost 24 hours since the "dinner" happened. There has been no reply from dinonz. The only logical conclusion I can seemingly draw is that he is too sexually exhausted to reply.

The remaining question is by whom. Palmela or Detailer. Choices, choices.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by dinonz

It's less about my plans and more about hers. I planned to be all up in her bits - she planned otherwise.

I shouldn't have appreciate this but the

I planned to be all up in her bits

made me chuckle a bit.

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

I shouldn't have appreciate this but the made me chuckle a bit.

When things go south sometimes all you can do is see the funny side.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by dinonz

When things go south sometimes all you can do is see the funny side.

Usually when things go south, I feel like I've succeeded.

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by dinonz

When things go south sometimes all you can do is see the funny side.

Dude, we have to figure out why you aren't getting laid. Even pickle is getting laid.

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Even pickle is getting laid.

Ugh, is that called lowering the standards or more impossible for you?

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Dude, we have to figure out why you aren't getting laid. Even pickle is getting laid.

The girlfriend hasn't been feeling well. She worked out at the gym with me last Saturday. She usually sticks to the isolation machines and I didn't take it easy on her. The day after, she did a painting job with a friend. She hasn't been able to move hardly at all this week. Rather than sexing her up, I've been a good boyfriend and providing massages all week. The dry spell is officially over.

Side note: To state even pickle is getting laid suggests that pickle isn't normally capable of achieving such a feat. I have to give my man Pickle props here, the student is becoming the teacher.

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

I've been a good boyfriend and providing massages all week.

This! With or without happy end?

[Dang3r]

To be serious guys: I'd made the experience, that when you are solo and absolutely willing to got laid or would get somebody into that direction...the right women wont show up and you'll get the rest of it - or you are luckily related w/o any pressure (women are obviously sensing desperation to having sex) and all are coming to you onto the silver plate to let you pick.
Isnt that quite unfair?

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

This! With or without happy end?

No happy ending for either of us, until last night. I do feel like I still my my quota for the week though.

[CTinline-six]

I'll admit, it's been tough for me lately. My state is still pretty closed down and strict on the rules, so hardly anyone wants to actually meet up. Combine that with work being absolutely nuts and working 10-12 hour days and I have pretty much zero time for anything else. I'd be lying if I said it wasn't starting to negatively impact me. Already had two mini-migraines this week.

Could be worse though, I have friends who have been furloughed or laid off.

[premier3is]

Met this chick online, she seems cool and we've been texting. She lives 45 min away but because of fuckin covid I'm not tryna meet up with her and get dinner at some covid infected dirty ass restaurants with nasty mfrs not wearing masks.

She told me she actually had covid a few months ago, but she got an antibody and she doesn't think she'll catch it again regardless. Told me it was fuckin horrible and doesn't know how she got it she was always taking safety precautions everywhere and masking up.

Anyways... covid is now costing me going on dates and getting laid. Fuckin hate this bs.

[Turkish Pickle]

status update: on monday she sent me her flight info; she's coming to visit me on campus in 2ish weeks

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Dude, we have to figure out why you aren't getting laid. Even pickle is getting laid.

I'm old, fat and ugly. No big mystery to it.

[premier3is]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

status update: on monday she sent me her flight info; she's coming to visit me on campus in 2ish weeks

Make her pregnant already....

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

status update: on monday she sent me her flight info; she's coming to visit me on campus in 2ish weeks

Slay her champ!

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

status update: on monday she sent me her flight info; she's coming to visit me on campus in 2ish weeks

&

Dating thread champion you are sir.

[wcr3d]

As you may know, long distance relationships rarely end well, but what the heart wants, the heart wants, and ... lower extremities.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by wcr3d

As you may know, long distance relationships rarely end well, but what the heart wants, the heart wants, and ... lower extremities.

Meh, depends on the individuals. A close friend of mine was in a long distance relationship for 8 years. As in an extremely long distance relationship; he was in Yorkshire (UK) and she was in TN. They got married 2 years ago and have been fighting the immigration/green card battle since. The amount of BS these two have gone through to be together astounds me. He is currently living here in the US, hopefully for their sanity, it's permanent.

It can be done, it just requires individuals of a certain caliber.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Meh, depends on the individuals. A close friend of mine was in a long distance relationship for 8 years. As in an extremely long distance relationship; he was in Yorkshire (UK) and she was in TN. They got married 2 years ago and have been fighting the immigration/green card battle since. The amount of BS these two have gone through to be together astounds me. He is currently living here in the US, hopefully for their sanity, it's permanent.

It can be done, it just requires individuals of a certain caliber.

Going off topic a little bit here, but how hard is it to get a green card? My wife and I were just talking about that the other day...moving permanently to the States is looking more and more appealing if Trudeau makes us into a socialist nation (which I honestly believe might be a dream of his). But we aren't sticking around if tax rates go to a point where we are giving up more than 50% of our earnings...there's no point in doing what we do at that rate, we'd find somewhere else to live.