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      09-27-2016, 03:28 PM   #39755
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Ah, come on now. The dude across the street has a stealthy white one, and I always notice it seems to wait a few extra seconds at the end of the driveway if I'm near the end of mine.
He can't get you if he doesn't know which way you're going. Duh!!
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He can't get you if he doesn't know which way you're going. Duh!!
But, but, butt. I have to turn around and face the mailbox to put the key in and open the door. 50ft max from those eyes, just staring at me, breathing heavy, waiting to ponce on me.


Oh, wait, that was just grimey.
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      09-27-2016, 04:09 PM   #39757
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But, but, butt. I have to turn around and face the mailbox to put the key in and open the door. 50ft max from those eyes, just staring at me, breathing heavy, waiting to ponce on me.


Oh, wait, that was just grimey.
Scare him with the van. Deploy the van!!
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Scare him with the van. Deploy the van!!
I don't keep the van at my house, GEEZ!! The kids in the hood are way too smart to fall for the old van trick. I have to drive the van up to the suburbs or something.
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Is mayonnaise an instrument?
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Is mayonnaise an instrument?
More a weapon.
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      09-27-2016, 08:49 PM   #39761
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Is mayonnaise an instrument?
It's instrumental in the production of a yummy tuna sandwich.
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      09-27-2016, 08:59 PM   #39762
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Is mayonnaise an instrument?
It's instrumental in the production of a yummy tuna sandwich.
Little sweet relish with that tuna and mayo...?
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Is mayonnaise an instrument?
It's instrumental in the production of a yummy tuna sandwich.
Little sweet relish with that tuna and mayo...?
Ew, what??
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      09-27-2016, 09:15 PM   #39764
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Little sweet relish with that tuna and mayo...?
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Is mayonnaise an instrument?
It's instrumental in the production of a yummy tuna sandwich.
Little sweet relish with that tuna and mayo...?
Ew, what??
You've never tried that?!?!

It's sooooo good, when I'm in the mood for tuna.
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      09-27-2016, 09:53 PM   #39766
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Is mayonnaise an instrument?
It's instrumental in the production of a yummy tuna sandwich.
Little sweet relish with that tuna and mayo...?
Ew, what??
You've never tried that?!?!

It's sooooo good, when I'm in the mood for tuna.
Hmm I dunno about that...
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      09-27-2016, 10:21 PM   #39767
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Is mayonnaise an instrument?
It's instrumental in the production of a yummy tuna sandwich.
Little sweet relish with that tuna and mayo...?
I feel ill just reading that
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      09-27-2016, 10:23 PM   #39768
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Is mayonnaise an instrument?
It's instrumental in the production of a yummy tuna sandwich.
Little sweet relish with that tuna and mayo...?
I feel ill just reading that
EtTu???

Must be a South thing.
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      09-27-2016, 10:32 PM   #39769
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Is mayonnaise an instrument?
It's instrumental in the production of a yummy tuna sandwich.
Little sweet relish with that tuna and mayo...?
I feel ill just reading that
EtTu???

Must be a South thing.
Or a cranky old fart thing
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      09-27-2016, 10:51 PM   #39770
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Is mayonnaise an instrument?
It's instrumental in the production of a yummy tuna sandwich.
Little sweet relish with that tuna and mayo...?
I feel ill just reading that
EtTu???

Must be a South thing.
Or a cranky old fart thing
Why you gotta attack shoei like that?!?!
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Or a cranky old fart thing
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The number of taste buds decreases as you age. Each remaining taste bud also begins to shrink. Sensitivity to the 5 tastes often declines after age 60
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They include relish. So, it can't just be him.
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I actually don't drink. Just start losing it when I'm tired.
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