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      04-14-2016, 11:28 PM   #25873
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I haven't even seen this damn car yet that I ordered in Feb. I better like it lol
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      04-15-2016, 06:34 AM   #25881
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      04-15-2016, 07:40 AM   #25882
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      04-15-2016, 07:53 AM   #25884
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It's all good. Supposed to be nice up here, planning on washing the car finally. Been driving it for a month in this winter/spring garbage waiting on the weather to break. What are you up to?
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      04-15-2016, 08:03 AM   #25885
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It's all good. Supposed to be nice up here, planning on washing the car finally. Been driving it for a month in this winter/spring garbage waiting on the weather to break. What are you up to?
I hear you on that, got the 3 all back together?


Was supposed to go out with this chick, but I don't think I'm going to go through with it. Thinking about taking a small trip across the state to the beach or something instead. Gotta wash the car, pick up motorcycle keys today, go to the shooting range, fold clothes that have been in the hamper for a week now, and possibly go out with a buddy if his woman unlocks his leash.
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      04-15-2016, 08:11 AM   #25886
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I hear you on that, got the 3 all back together?


Was supposed to go out with this chick, but I don't think I'm going to go through with it. Thinking about taking a small trip across the state to the beach or something instead. Gotta wash the car, pick up motorcycle keys today, go to the shooting range, fold clothes that have been in the hamper for a week now, and possibly go out with a buddy if his woman unlocks his leash.
IN for beach trip
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I hear you on that, got the 3 all back together?


Was supposed to go out with this chick, but I don't think I'm going to go through with it. Thinking about taking a small trip across the state to the beach or something instead. Gotta wash the car, pick up motorcycle keys today, go to the shooting range, fold clothes that have been in the hamper for a week now, and possibly go out with a buddy if his woman unlocks his leash.
Yeah it's moving under its own power again. Had a coolant hose pop off the t-stat last weekend because i was scared of cracking the plastic. I cranked down on it this time.

You've got all kinds of options. Going to the beach sounds pretty great. You getting a new bike? I think a road trip is in your future in that case. That is, if the women don't get their act together.
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IN for beach trip
You'll have to ride on the back of the bike.

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Yeah it's moving under its own power again. Had a coolant hose pop off the t-stat last weekend because i was scared of cracking the plastic. I cranked down on it this time.

You've got all kinds of options. Going to the beach sounds pretty great. You getting a new bike? I think a road trip is in your future in that case. That is, if the women don't get their act together.
When all else fails, reef the hell out of it, duct tape, super glue, and spit on it.

I'm probably going to update the whole fleet if things work out with this new job as a treat. For now, I'm just keeping what I have. Road trip in my future? Should be in your future to come down here, fool. The women have their acts together, I'm just talking to one I like more, so the others I kind of just talk to when I feel bored.
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so now we're the "other women"?????
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When all else fails, reef the hell out of it, duct tape, super glue, and spit on it.

I'm probably going to update the whole fleet if things work out with this new job as a treat. For now, I'm just keeping what I have. Road trip in my future? Should be in your future to come down here, fool. The women have their acts together, I'm just talking to one I like more, so the others I kind of just talk to when I feel bored.
How about zip ties?

Sweet. Gotta reward yourself occasionally to remember what the hard work is for. I'll road trip at some point this year, might be visiting Winston-Salem in a couple months.

What would you upgrade to if Big Red has to go?
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When all else fails, reef the hell out of it, duct tape, super glue, and spit on it.

I'm probably going to update the whole fleet if things work out with this new job as a treat. For now, I'm just keeping what I have. Road trip in my future? Should be in your future to come down here, fool. The women have their acts together, I'm just talking to one I like more, so the others I kind of just talk to when I feel bored.
How about zip ties?

Sweet. Gotta reward yourself occasionally to remember what the hard work is for. I'll road trip at some point this year, might be visiting Winston-Salem in a couple months.

What would you upgrade to if Big Red has to go?
You know - I work in Winston.....

If you pull a Mr Tonka on me and come to NC without a hello....
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You know - I work in Winston.....

If you pull a Mr Tonka on me and come to NC without a hello....
Wasn't his visit like pre-Internet... seems like that was when Reagan was president?

Edit: BTW... nice try attempting to stealth edit "nuts to butts" out of your post. #fail
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so now we're the "other women"?????
You've always been one of my side pieces. The kind I want to spend time with, but won't introduce to my parents.

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Sweet. Gotta reward yourself occasionally to remember what the hard work is for. I'll road trip at some point this year, might be visiting Winston-Salem in a couple months.

What would you upgrade to if Big Red has to go?
Zip ties also work!

Come down when it's warm and we can go downtown and score some hotties.

Probably a 996 and then a beater like a Jetta TDI or a small truck for when I pick up fat hookers and need the extra space.
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