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      04-15-2016, 11:08 AM   #25895
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      04-15-2016, 11:21 AM   #25896
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You know - I work in Winston.....

If you pull a Mr Tonka on me and come to NC without a hello....



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      04-15-2016, 11:36 AM   #25897
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You know - I work in Winston.....

If you pull a Mr Tonka on me and come to NC without a hello....



Well played...for an old person
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      04-15-2016, 12:22 PM   #25898
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I haven't even seen this damn car yet that I ordered in Feb. I better like it lol
Did you ever spill the beans on what kind of "damn car" you are getting? I'd search but you post so much that it would take me all day .

Whatever it is, I hope you like it too.
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      04-15-2016, 12:23 PM   #25899
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Axius - You calling my car a BEATER!?!?!
Hell no, yours is way newer than the Jetta TDI that I would buy.



I'm talking, a car that I can literally do whatever the fuck I want to, and not have a single care. Big ass tires? Fuck why not. Sound system? I'm feeling gangstuh. Cut vent holes in the hood? Sounds like a good idea to me!
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      04-15-2016, 12:25 PM   #25900
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I haven't even seen this damn car yet that I ordered in Feb. I better like it lol
Did you ever spill the beans on what kind of "damn car" you are getting? I'd search but you post so much that it would take me all day .

Whatever it is, I hope you like it too.
She's probably too busy flirting with one of the Performance School instructors
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      04-15-2016, 12:26 PM   #25901
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Axius - You calling my car a BEATER!?!?!
Hell no, yours is way newer than the Jetta TDI that I would buy.



I'm talking, a car that I can literally do whatever the fuck I want to, and not have a single care. Big ass tires? Fuck why not. Sound system? I'm feeling gangstuh. Cut vent holes in the hood? Sounds like a good idea to me!
If VW decides to make me a sweet ass settlement offer - you can have this one...if you play your cards right
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      04-15-2016, 12:47 PM   #25902
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If VW decides to make me a sweet ass settlement offer - you can have this one...if you play your cards right
I'm going to save this comment, so if it does happen, you can't renig.
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      04-15-2016, 12:52 PM   #25903
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You know - I work in Winston.....

If you pull a Mr Tonka on me and come to NC without a hello....
Well look at that, we can have ourselves a party.

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Zip ties also work!

Come down when it's warm and we can go downtown and score some hotties.

Probably a 996 and then a beater like a Jetta TDI or a small truck for when I pick up fat hookers and need the extra space.
Ballin'. Good call on the daily though, can't be scraping when fat chicks get in your car because it's so dirt nasty* low.
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      04-15-2016, 01:59 PM   #25904
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She's probably too busy flirting with one of the Performance School instructors
Single and sorta free, why not! I just hate being in suspense!
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      04-15-2016, 02:01 PM   #25905
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Admit to going to her Instagram feed. Could not positively identify car. Had "M" on steering wheel, but no M button. Had wood trim, not CF... *confused*
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Admit to going to her Instagram feed. Could not positively identify car. Had "M" on steering wheel, but no M button. Had wood trim, not CF... *confused*
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      04-15-2016, 02:26 PM   #25907
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      04-15-2016, 03:21 PM   #25908
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Thank you kind sir. I no haz those "social media" apps that all the kids (and attention whores) have.
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Thank you kind sir. I no haz those "social media" apps that all the kids (and attention whores) have.
Haha. There's a new pic of the front she uploaded. I'm sure she will chime in and fill everyone in shortly.


Looked like lots of fun at the M Performance driving school though. The skid pad especially.
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      04-15-2016, 04:29 PM   #25910
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      04-15-2016, 04:32 PM   #25911
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You look lovely, who's your Mortician? Jk
Callahan? ANOTHER one? Hehe.
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I love that I'm targeted. It shows I'm always on his mind
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Hope you had fun today and love the new car.
We had a young black dude stalking you (@verbiage), so we got some minor updates.
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Hope you had fun today and love the new car.
We had a young black dude stalking you (@verbiage), so we got some minor updates.
I'm on the road now driving back. I'll post a full report once back in New Orleans. .
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I'm on the road now driving back. I'll post a full report once back in New Orleans. .
Congrats! I loved the PCD.
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Yes, and your mind might be his target.
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